Ketchup alignment
I’m a chaotic neutral myself. It almost, but not quite appalls my wife.
Apeman42, 
Where is “putting some fries in your mouth, then squeezing ketchup into your mouth”?
Perhapsjustsniffit, (edited ) Or a bowl of ketchup and a spoon with fries on top as garnish.
crazybrain, 
Pretty sure you’re supposed to put the ketchup first, then add the fries.
owenfromcanada, 
I think that’s the hidden “Chaotic Stupid” option.
Jerkface, If ‘ketchup on hand’ is chaotic evil, then what the hell is this?
tigeruppercut, (edited ) That went both too far and not far enough. I didn’t expect the shovel but after it was introduced I thought literally everything was going to end up covered.
…I love the shitposts and memes over here-- never used to enjoy those subs on reddit
Jerkface, Cheers, buddy!
MacNCheezus, 
Somebody’s fetish most likely
Grass, I regret clicking that
owenfromcanada, BBEG
Filthmontane, Chaotic sexy
konalt, 
how the fuck did you find this
Jerkface, Ask not the question that will bring sorrow when answered, for the peace lies in the unspoken.
NaoPb, Nice one.
I’ve recently learned to use the packets to apply to the fry just before I put it in my mouth. Makes it so there is always the same amount applied to the fry. Pretty nice actually
BallShapedMan, 
Fuck, this is my kid…
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5eda22a1-e484-486b-9008-dba7b08354c0.jpeg
tigeruppercut, Warms my heart to see there are still places with old arcade games hanging around. Do kids even want to play stuff like centipede or is it there for the parents??
BallShapedMan, About always kids. My kids played the hell out of them when they were young there.
blanketswithsmallpox, … That’s what he said. Chaotic evil. Aren’t all of them near that age?
BallShapedMan, Lol pretty much
fizzydelta, The eldritch entities beyond time and space: Fries with ice cream
abrake, I went to a hipster restaurant about a decade ago where they served fries with a shot glass full of chocolate milk shake on the side for dunking. It was really tasty ngl
ouRKaoS, This has been a thing for decades, via Wendy’s Frosty.
It’s also about as divisive as pineapple on pizza.
bruhduh, 
c6af-1432908606 Korea’s kfc be like
AngryCommieKender, Wendy’s fries and a chocolate frosty
cyborganism, That’s good. So she doesn’t pick at your fries.
random_character_a, 
Right there with raw onion, pickle relish and garlic mayonnaise.
MrBusiness, garlic mayonnaise
I must learn more
Skanky, Just use the entire ketchup packet as a handy snack; you know, like a savory Gushers candy
Slovene, "It’s your big day, ketchup. You’re an entree now."
- Gene Belcher, when they’re all stuck inside a cabin with not much other food.
ininewcrow, 
Pure evil … drinking ketchup straight from the bottle and chasing it with a few fries
skullgiver, 
%s/ketckup/mayo
MisterD, Where does ketchup on the wall fit?
muel, Where’s the one where you suck ketchup straight from the packet and then toss some fries in your mouth?
GBU_28, Sex offender registry?
NaoPb, I thought you were gonna say… spit on the fries.
JoMiran, 
Rip the top off the packet and dip individual fries in the packet.
ryathal, Where’s mixed with mayo on the chart?
smitten, That might also qualify as lawful evil, but it does really taste good
CarbonIceDragon, (edited ) 
Anger those weirdly elitist hotdog council people by putting it on a hotdog you’re having the fries with
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