Glytch

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Glytch,

It’s 1999. Why are you paying for music at all? Napster still exists for you.

Glytch,

Everyone needs a “Zero day” every now and then.

Glytch,

That depends on your own mental health situation, but I do it about every other week

Glytch,

Seems economic to me.

Glytch,

Oh yeah, it’s super easy to get a job that pays enough to afford rent and food when you don’t already have a permanent address. /s

Glytch,

Greetings, I’m your opposite. I can handle bitter cold just fine, but I melt at 60F.

Glytch,

Mosquitoes, thanks to Malaria. Estimated kill count (according to a Nature article from 2002) 50-60 Billion people.

Glytch,

Yeah, I’ve had the opposite experience in my 20+ years of customer service work. Most of the times I’ve been screamed at by an entitled customer, they’ve been upper-middle class.

Glytch,

Stop trying to invoke the holocaust when talking about animals. Pigs aren’t people. Jews aren’t animals.

Glytch,

If a pig had the chance he’d eat you and everyone you care about.

Glytch,

You’re buying from the wrong farmer. Family farmers care a lot more about their animals than factory farms. Just another reason to buy local.

Glytch,

You must be great at parties(unless they’re serving pigs in a blanket, obvs)

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