Gork

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Gork,

Don’t know the right people :/

Gork,

Yeah they shot down like 3 UFOs and a Chinese spy balloon. One of the UFOs was likely a hobby craft (the one in Alaska was likely a middle school science project). But the other two remain to be explained.

A year later and we’re back to just not talking about any of this, like usual.

Gork,

It can also be a reference to the A-10 close air support fighter, whose main gun is notable for emitting a very loud brrrrrrrt sound.

Gork,

This is the way.

Gork,

As a bisexual Makita dad, this describes me well.

Gork,

Would a battery powered hair dryer work here? Throw a ton of hot air on it.

Gork,

It’s Lesbian day and Joe Biden gonna give it to you

Gork,

“Don’t Hump”

Me: 😔

Gork,

Isn’t that sacrilege on this instance? lol

Gork,

An effective HVAC system makes this a non-issue. It isn’t like the air is stagnant, the air handler keeps air moving.

Gork,

A good article about this story is here.

Gork,

Not to mention unexpected currents that can either smack you against nearby rocks or sweep you further downward in an uncontrolled manner.

Gork,

To the chagrin of parents who endure Cocomelon or Caillou rerun marathons.

Gork,

They have those cool blue plastic trays with rubber mats that you put your money in though. And they’re everywhere.

Gork,

I never used Gentoo. Was it really that bad lol

How do you work full-time and stay awake all shift?

A few questions to people who have struggled long-term with fatigue, exhaustion, insomnia, etc.: what do you do to keep awake for a full-time workday? Black coffee, supplements, herbs, drugs/prescriptions, other? None, and it required a lifecycle habit change? Have you had success with “desk” jobs sitting all day, or had to...

Gork,

I struggled for a long time before being diagnosed with sleep apnea. I sometimes feel asleep at my desk (not willingly, just passed out) until I got prescribed a CPAP machine.

Now I just need some coffee in the morning and I’m good to go until evening.

Gork, (edited )

Mmm too modern for my tastes. Gotta go with the Lyons Electronic Office LEO I OS from 1951.

It would need punch card malware lol.

Ooh let’s go back even further to ENIAC in 1945.

Gork, (edited )

Andaman and Nicobar Isles can probably get more tax revenue if the North Sentinelese pay their fair share. But they’re more likely to shoot you with arrows instead, being an isolated civ.

Gork,

mmm yes spikes

Gork,

Oh gosh I hate the Flowbee with a passion. Every time it came down on my head it pulled on the hair when cutting it, causing some pain.

But my dad wanted to save some money so I had to deal with it.

Gork,

Being a fleshy meatbag bothers me.

Steel is strong, the flesh is weak. If I could upload my mind to an android I totally would.

Gork,

Amog, US?

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The HOA fees have now gone up 10,000%.

Gork,

Why doesn’t that runway have, like, lights and stuff. Or an ILS.

Gork,

Pungent, with a deep moldy flavor and hints of pit sweat with a smooth slimy finish.

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