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Gradually_Adjusting, to lemmyshitpost in Toilet without borders
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If a mouse climbs out of the S-bend and licks your beefy starfish, it’s a convenient way to end things on a high note

Gradually_Adjusting, to maliciouscompliance in r/steam (maliciously) complies with the call to open again
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What a great idea. Just use an algorithm to ban any unprofitable user. Can't lose!

Gradually_Adjusting, to memes in I have several questions, actually
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The knees not being reverse jointed would pose a challenge to movement.

Gradually_Adjusting, to science_memes in Sexual Dimorphism
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Oh good, another thing that will make me laugh at odd moments with no ability to explain myself. I figured I was getting too approachable anyway

Gradually_Adjusting, to asklemmy in What was the cringiest moment of your life?
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In high school, I had a red corduroy coat. I adorned it with patches. I glued Celtic jacquard ribbon to it at the cuffs and hems. I added brass stars and studs to it. I wore it to school and felt really cool. In my mind, I was a wizard.

I’ve never been afraid to stand out, but I’ve learned to do it more judiciously.

Gradually_Adjusting, to lemmyshitpost in Time for a checkup!!!!
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Me: what, no weirdo

Also me: gonna do it anyway but only because it’s funny

Gradually_Adjusting, to memes in apple users in a nutshell
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I wonder what it’s like to still feel like this is relevant

Dude’s got jokes from before the twin towers fell

Gradually_Adjusting, to lemmyshitpost in Very powerful flashlight
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This is what Blade used to burn that fat vampire

Gradually_Adjusting, to memes in Impossible
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The people who grew up having to explain games that don’t pause are old and have kids now.

It’s just a pity he’s too young for Disco Elysium. Oh well, at least he’s enjoying Chrono Trigger.

Gradually_Adjusting, to memes in Cause friendships never end!
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I kinda like a few of the US sanctions

Gradually_Adjusting, to asklemmy in If you got COVID and lost the ability to taste things, did it ever come back? Otherwise, did you experience any other long term consequences from the pandemic in general?
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Christing shitbiscuits, that fucking sucks buddy. Hope they give you some sort of captain America serum.

Gradually_Adjusting, to memes in Upgrade to Maternity Plus™ today!
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Nobody’s going to mention the lit stick of dynamite?

Gradually_Adjusting, to upliftingnews in Neighbors call police on boy asking to mow lawns to save for a PS5, officers pitch in to buy him the console
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You don’t call the cops on someone in America unless you’re hoping they make the evening news. Anyone who says otherwise is kidding themselves.

Gradually_Adjusting, to asklemmy in What salary do you think would make you happy?
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These social safety nets would be a huge win for worker’s rights too. If you can tell a job to go fuck itself on the spot, they can’t operate without treating people right.

Gradually_Adjusting, to memes in Shit would have gone down differently on the biggest continent, just sayin'.
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Conservatives know this is a lie. They only make such accusations as it would suit them to be true, in order to justify what they plan to do.

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