Computer: write a country song as if Worf and Data wrote it together.
This is an interesting challenge. I will try to write a country song as if Data and Worf wrote it together. Here is what I came up with:
Verse 1: I was a Klingon without a home You were an android without a soul We both felt like we didn’t belong But we found each other on the Enterprise
Pre-chorus: We may not have much in common But we share a sense of honor And a passion for adventure And a friendship that is stronger
Chorus: Than any force in the galaxy You are my brother and my ally We’ll stand together till the end You are my comrade and my friend
Verse 2: We’ve faced many dangers and enemies We’ve fought for our lives and our beliefs We’ve seen wonders and mysteries But we always had each other’s back
(Pre-chorus)
(Chorus)
Bridge: Sometimes I wish I could feel what you feel Sometimes you wish you could be what I am But we don’t need to change who we are We just need to accept and understand
(Chorus)
Outro: You are my comrade and my friend You are my comrade and my friend
I don’t know much about Gods, but my wife… she has this thing for Q. Says he can just appear anywhere, no need for a starship. These things, they bother me.
Maybe we were never supposed to protect em lol that’s why the world pop only got above a billion when we started introducing “Hey let’s not let the kids kill themselves” ideas and laws.
The little Jimmy that decided he wanted to pet the Gator didn’t grow up to be Jimothy Bodangles, PHD.
Little shits under 5 are preprogrammed to fucking try to kill themselves at post haste it fucking seems. That’s why I support using those damn leashes for your suicidal toddler.
How the fuck did humans become the apex species when their young is hell bent into rushing into a sabertooths mouth?