Jesus fucking Christ, I know police are dumb, in fact if your IQ is too high you can actually be legally barred from employment as a police officer in the United States of america. Look it up. But fuck incompetence of these Jokers continue to tickle my asshole in a negative way
Come on, don’t disparage our hard-working Boys in blue. Without police who’s going to come to your house to take notes about the crime that you have sufficient evidence to prove, and even have a likely suspect for, and then never follow up?
No, the police just don’t want to do any work. In my hometown you can’t get the police to do shit unless you are a black man who “fits the description” or “smells like weee” then they will gladly try to make your death look as much your fault as possible.
Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police (startrek.website)
Pony approved distro (derpicdn.net)
Probably used by postal service.
Fictional characters get a lot of leeway (startrek.website)
Unfortunate cropping of a phone notification (sh.itjust.works)
Sorry for a photo of a phone screen. I had trouble screen capturing the notification shade.