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HiddenLayer5, (edited ) to programmer_humor in Always
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Coding at night with the lights off makes you feel like one of the cool movie hackers.

HiddenLayer5, (edited ) to memes in Lies! Deception!
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Wait till you hear about the plastic and play-dough “food” they use in advertisements and the glamour shots on a restaurant menu or order board.

HiddenLayer5, to memes in Roughing it
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And you just know that this is the family that will make your own camping trip hell if you end up beside them.

HiddenLayer5, to fuck_cars in Truck bloat is killing us, new crash data reveals
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Nah, because that would involve the slightest reduction in personal freedom which as we all know is a fate not only worse than death, but worse than hellfire itself.

HiddenLayer5, (edited ) to memes in Think we should intervene?
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Humanity: suffers endlessly

“God,” who supposedly created all aspects about humans, their nature and the world and already knew in advance everything that would happen including humans eating from the tree of knowledge: and who’s fault is that?

It’s like writing a bad computer program and then being mad at it when it crashes.

HiddenLayer5, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Bowl cut gang, rise up.
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“Why is everyone on Lemmy so judgemental?”

Also people on Lemmy: makes up an entire hypothetical scenario about a literal child and their parents that they know nothing about and judges them for it.

HiddenLayer5, to science_memes in On bats.
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Makes me feel better that bats are as uncoordinated as me.

HiddenLayer5, (edited ) to memes in Fast casual
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And you just know that this is the type of restaurant to throw out still edible food in a dumpster and then call the cops when starving people try to take stuff from the dumpster.

HiddenLayer5, (edited ) to memes in Me when someone asks why I use lube
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In the spirit of Alec’s pedentry, I must mention that lube does not work by making things moist, instead it works by reducing friction and preventing direct contact between solids. Oil based lubes are a prime example of this as they contain very little water and therefore is ineffective at making things moist but is still effective at reducing friction. Water by itself is actually a pretty bad lube.

Also we’re talking about machine lube right? …right?

HiddenLayer5, to fuck_cars in Go ahead.
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“Hey, you’ll still die, but at least we’ll be able to identity your mangled corpse for your family!”

HiddenLayer5, to science_memes in WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL
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Honestly we deserve it. Orcas are considered sapient and on par with human intelligence by many experts, and one could argue we’re colonizing them.

HiddenLayer5, (edited ) to memes in Columbine vibes
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So if you have to be 13+ to even sign up for Twitter why would they let him be the CEO?

HiddenLayer5, to linux in But Windows 11 is so good!!11!1!
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And then Windows overwrites your bootloader so it can only boot into Windows.

HiddenLayer5, to memes in Seriously spends $80 to drive 20km..
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And with a longer bed because it doesn’t waste space with a “luxury cabin.”

HiddenLayer5, (edited ) to science_memes in I dunno, still might be aliens with this one.
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IIRC the current theory is that many (likely most) had feathers but few of the large ones had actual wings beyond just a row of longer feathers on the forearms. The bodily structures that allow flight are absent on the vast majority of dinosaurs so it’s thought they mostly used their arm feathers as rudders for better control when running (which the ostrich and other large flightless birds still use). However, it is thought that some smaller species likely did have wings which they used to glide much like a flying squirrel. Eventually they evolved larger chest muscles and a keel for attaching said large muscles, and at that point you could reasonably just call them birds, which are to this day a subset of dinosaurs.

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