Holyhandgrenade

Holyhandgrenade, 7 months ago

Yeah I’d argue canning is one of the greatest technological marvels of the 20th century. I never check the expiration date of the cans in my kitchen

Holyhandgrenade, 7 months ago (edited 19 days ago)

My girlfriend’s family cabin has a cold storage in the basement. We found some canned stew that had expired in 1982. A friend of mine actually ate it and he didn’t get sick!

Holyhandgrenade, 7 months ago

I’m European but I have a set of US cups in my kitchen because most recipes are in these stupid American measurements.

Holyhandgrenade, 7 months ago (edited 23 days ago)

As a straight male, I have also come to appreciate Sam as the best damn character in the entire LOTR series.

Holyhandgrenade, 7 months ago

On MacOs it’s so stupid. Instead of double-clicking on the new program to open it, you need to right-click and hit “Open” from the drop down menu. Only then does it even give you the option to open the program anyway.

Holyhandgrenade, 8 months ago

-30 °C here in Norway. Going outside hurts

Holyhandgrenade, 8 months ago

Apparently you can’t recall the word “eaten” either.

Holyhandgrenade, 8 months ago

That sounds dope tbh

Holyhandgrenade, 8 months ago

Older TV shows generally have a more even audio mix, because they were mixed for clear dialogue on TV speakers. Nowadays even TV shows have movie theater mixes, despite the fact that no one will ever see these shows in the cinema. I think TV execs just assume way more people have a Dolby Atmos system in their living room than they do in reality. It’s pretty stupid.

Holyhandgrenade, 9 months ago

Time to play the game: Is it AI or is it Dutch?

Holyhandgrenade, 9 months ago

Boy this greentext really ages like fine wine huh

Holyhandgrenade, 9 months ago

My dad is a software developer for a popular GIS software. It’s just weird to see someone on Lemmy talking about GIS lol

Holyhandgrenade, 9 months ago

Yeah no matter what time I go to bed, if I have to wake up before 8 in the morning I’ll be tired. I’m just not built for early mornings

Holyhandgrenade, 9 months ago

Deranged and smelly and desperate is he

Holyhandgrenade, 9 months ago

Thanks, I hate it

Holyhandgrenade, 9 months ago

This is why I have little faith in the new Disney Plus Daredevil series.
If it’s not brutal as fuck it won’t be the same

Holyhandgrenade, 9 months ago

Yes but they were artisanal french fries

Holyhandgrenade, 9 months ago

The blood of Numenor tastes so good though

Holyhandgrenade, 9 months ago

When I lived in Stockholm my roommate was from Florida. He never left the house with anything but shorts on, even in -20°C, when I (Icelander) was bundled up in three layers, a beanie and mittens.
I don’t know how he could withstand it.

Holyhandgrenade, 9 months ago

Both are making fun of the same tired commercial phrase, but they are definitely not the same joke.

Holyhandgrenade, 9 months ago

I was shipping her hard with Geordie, then she vanished forever! :(

Holyhandgrenade, 10 months ago

Community! If you like The Good Place you’ll love it. It’s my favorite show of all time

Holyhandgrenade, 10 months ago

…Is the app trying to fuck me?

Holyhandgrenade, 10 months ago

People will never want chips installed in their brain. There’s just too many scifi movies showing why that’s a bad idea and the tech industry keeps completely ignoring the message and try to make it into a reality.

Holyhandgrenade, 10 months ago

But if the phones don’t break every 2 years then slightly fewer people will buy the latest phone! Won’t somebody please think of the shareholders?