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Just your typical internet guy with questionable humor

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Also: no drift.

I really hate how Nintendo doubled down on saying drift wasn’t a real problem with their original joycons. Two out of two original left joycons got severe drift after little use. To make matters worse, the tiny L/R buttons when they’re unattached stopped working, so no more Super Mario Party without some cumbersome button remapping.

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Remember when ads were just those animated gif boxes on either side of the content you actually consumed? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Then they became annoying popups, to the point that EVERY browser ships with popups blocked by default. Now it’s all javascript occupying your screen everywhere. Plus all those invasive “Notifications”

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I’m too tropical to understand this

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God’s gift, obviously

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First gameshark I had for my PS1 was a little brick that went into the serial port. Fucker didn’t work and I couldn’t return it for a refund. Some time later, I got a gameshark as a CD and that one worked wonders. Too bad it would crash if I saved too many extra codes into the memory card.

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Or if he’s an ass where it counts

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Margot, it sounds like you’re a bit jelly of the fish

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HOW DO I ATRACT WOMEN?11!?!

Excessive amounts of Axe or Old Spice. Those ads would never lie about their efficiency!

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All safely contained in an airtight tank so that pesky O2 doesn’t escape back into the atmosphere

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Anarchism can only exist when there’s a single individual not interacting with any other person, period. Every human interaction immediately breaks any sort of anarchism, there will always be some agreed upon behavior, whether implicit or explicit, violently enforced or not.

I suppose most ancaps are actually minarchists, or “minimal state” proponents, because capitalism fails terribly without laws and some way to enforce them. Without a state (even as small as a group’s leadership), “ownership” doesn’t exist, whoever’s stronger owns the thing. You blink, you lose. You die, it’s first dibs. Fell for a scam? Too bad, you should’ve been smarter. Got captured and sold into slave labor? Too bad, you should’ve seen that coming. Someone stole your stuff? Too bad, you should’ve secured it better.

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All I know about GIS is that there’s a plugin for Postgres called postGIS and it uses spatial coordinates.

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Here’s my congratulations on this fella reaching the “find out” so soon after the “fuck around”

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Thanks to portuguese, my mind keeps associating Flemish with flamingoes and flamenco.

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I want front row seats, I’ll download and login to the game to watch it live, maybe join you in biomassing my dude who’ll be barely hours old

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Likewise, many temperatures can be considered “frio pra caralho”, but it’s a phrase one should never utter near a Curitibano

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If your boss is a man, it’s easy to explain that logically: possibility for multiple women.

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Regarding your last paragraph: asking for forgiveness is cheaper than asking for permission (when you’re rich)

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I don’t think the international shipping cost will compensate for that.

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and other people have enough money

Those usually buy apple stuff, so that’s probably who it tried to mention

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Skyrim or Fallout 4 when I want to chill as an adventurous muderer

Earth Defense Force when I want to blow shit up

Dinkum is a really good Stardew Valley/Animal Crossing mix. If you like either, you’ll likely end up like me, playing “just a bit” and realizing over 4 hours flew by.

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With or without vore?

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Oi! Orkz ar’ made for fight’n an’ winnin’, humies ar’ juz choppa praktis’!

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Very dumb prey in most of those movies

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Good to know, I had the misconception that you could only get some never specified minerals from freshwater and that distilled water would leave you mostly thirsty.

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What if that lower half isn’t horse, but some other large quadruped that doesn’t sleep standing up?

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