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What can the US do to help Mexico finally stop the cartels?

Politicians constantly talk about stopping the illegal immigrants that are coming from Mexico, but putting a wall has never and will never be a solution since the reason why so many displaced keep coming across the border is mostly to escape the crime, corruption, inequality, and violence of they have to live in their home...

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The obvious answer: Start producing locally

So, how do we do it? Do we straight up invade Mexico and go on a full out war against the cartels like we did against Osama Bin Laden?

That sure went well, huh? Afghanistan sure is a better place now! Oh, wait…

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Also: no drift.

I really hate how Nintendo doubled down on saying drift wasn’t a real problem with their original joycons. Two out of two original left joycons got severe drift after little use. To make matters worse, the tiny L/R buttons when they’re unattached stopped working, so no more Super Mario Party without some cumbersome button remapping.

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I’m too tropical to understand this

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God’s gift, obviously

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First gameshark I had for my PS1 was a little brick that went into the serial port. Fucker didn’t work and I couldn’t return it for a refund. Some time later, I got a gameshark as a CD and that one worked wonders. Too bad it would crash if I saved too many extra codes into the memory card.

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Margot, it sounds like you’re a bit jelly of the fish

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HOW DO I ATRACT WOMEN?11!?!

Excessive amounts of Axe or Old Spice. Those ads would never lie about their efficiency!

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No idea, I’d have to check a wiki or something

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Lots of different bacterial life, indeed

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Hi, Academi (formerly Blackwater) rep here, would you like to further privatize your war endeavors?

The argument against private armies has less to do with efficiency and more to do with dealing with coups from wannabe tyrants. If even “loyal to the state” armies can have internal schisms and take over the government, what can someone expect from an army whose sole reason to exist is “money”?

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It is, but “a flemish person” would translate to “uma pessoa flamenga” in portuguese. 3 very similar sounding and written words that relate to very different things.

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Thanks to portuguese, my mind keeps associating Flemish with flamingoes and flamenco.

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I want front row seats, I’ll download and login to the game to watch it live, maybe join you in biomassing my dude who’ll be barely hours old

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The way he completely bashed Alchemia Story in his last video makes me think that he found the bottom of the barrel. That, or he’s getting so frustrated that he won’t even try to look for silver linings anymore.

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Likewise, many temperatures can be considered “frio pra caralho”, but it’s a phrase one should never utter near a Curitibano

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If your boss is a man, it’s easy to explain that logically: possibility for multiple women.

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Regarding your last paragraph: asking for forgiveness is cheaper than asking for permission (when you’re rich)

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I don’t think the international shipping cost will compensate for that.

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and other people have enough money

Those usually buy apple stuff, so that’s probably who it tried to mention

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Skyrim or Fallout 4 when I want to chill as an adventurous muderer

Earth Defense Force when I want to blow shit up

Dinkum is a really good Stardew Valley/Animal Crossing mix. If you like either, you’ll likely end up like me, playing “just a bit” and realizing over 4 hours flew by.

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With or without vore?

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Oi! Orkz ar’ made for fight’n an’ winnin’, humies ar’ juz choppa praktis’!

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Very dumb prey in most of those movies

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Good to know, I had the misconception that you could only get some never specified minerals from freshwater and that distilled water would leave you mostly thirsty.

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What if that lower half isn’t horse, but some other large quadruped that doesn’t sleep standing up?

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