ICastFist

ICastFist, 8 months ago

Almost 40 years, so it’s been running since the 80s? Damn, older than Windows.

ICastFist, 8 months ago

In the game’s defense, vaporeon is the game’s most compatible pokemon for human-pokemon breeding

ICastFist, 8 months ago

Could be worse, they could speak into the part you stick to your ear

ICastFist, 8 months ago

Unless they can somehow tow large pieces of rock or ice into the paths of cargo ships and supertankers, there’s no way they’ll manage to sink those fuckers.

Some of the biggest ships and their sizes

ICastFist, 8 months ago

Eh, it’s not like we haven’t destroyed entire civilizations before for all manner of stupid reasons. What could possibly go wrong? /s

ICastFist, 8 months ago

Oi! Orkz ar’ made for fight’n an’ winnin’, humies ar’ juz choppa praktis’!

ICastFist, 8 months ago

Or murder. Or manslaughter. Or genocide.

ICastFist, 8 months ago

Very dumb prey in most of those movies

ICastFist, 8 months ago

OP, I’ll buy it for eleventy billion and one spiff coins.

ICastFist, 7 months ago

Uuuhhh… Exitprise?

ICastFist, 7 months ago

deathworlders.com - Dunno if it goes into that detail of us evolving from violent apes, but at least from chapter zero, seems to be mostly due to us being from a “high gravity” world and having “builtin combat drugs” (adrenalin)

Considering the amount of things that can kill us, both micro and macro, and the fact that we ingest poison (alcohol, drugs and even actual frog poison) for fun, it’s pretty easy for any alien life to look at us and think “holy shit, those creatures are fucking hardcore!”

ICastFist, 7 months ago

Regarding bullets in ye olde times, I suppose a significant portion of immediate survivors had a hellish time dealing with chronic pain and lead poisoning. Also worth nothing: it was common for pre industrial ammo to shatter on impact due to imperfections, acting much like current day hollow point, which shreds tissue in a nasty way.

ICastFist, 7 months ago

Why am I picturing you ditching him as soon as the “contract” was over

ICastFist, 7 months ago

Final Fantasy 14 or Black Desert Online, I suppose

ICastFist, 8 months ago

The human capital specialist will speak to your manager and see you in court

ICastFist, 8 months ago

10% alcohol, cannabis and chloroform. Sounds like a very long night’s sleep after a small cup

ICastFist, 8 months ago

https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/642495c6-2d82-4167-bf5a-965986504d76.jpeg

ICastFist, 8 months ago

if he does ANYTHING to change our fate, he’s corrupting free will, which is supposed to be our greatest gift.

Not really, unless you consider that every interaction with anything interferes or “corrupts” our free will. If I plan on playing a game, but a friend of mine says “dude, don’t, you’ll regret it, it fucking sucks”, and I decide to not play, did this friend corrupt my free will?

ICastFist, 8 months ago

So, is 289.8 the magic, double “nice” number?

ICastFist, 8 months ago

With or without vore?

ICastFist, 8 months ago

This one really gives further weight to this comment from another thread, intelligence wasn’t supposed to evolve here because the planet’s dangerous and we are also fucking mad

programming.dev/comment/4680943

ICastFist, 8 months ago

I prefer Subspace Emissary

ICastFist, 8 months ago

I also like the version with the caption: “dreams of a zombie apocalypse - would die running up a flight of stairs”

ICastFist, 8 months ago

You forgot the endless popups in the 2000s, which led to every browser integrating a popup blocker since then (and which often fail to stop actual malicious popups, no less)

ICastFist, 8 months ago

Ubuntu, Kubuntu, Xubuntu, Lubuntu, Tubuntu, Hubuntu, Dubuntu, Pubuntu, Vuduntu, Jubuntu.