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ICastFist

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Just your typical internet guy with questionable humor

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I prefer excessive parentheses to be programmers’ jokes about LISP-like languages, thanks

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There’s a reason “USA doesn’t know geography” is a worldwide joke

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Oh my!

Takei, George

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Tasty, tasty fermented milk, both as liquid or solid

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Or, if you’re The Rock, you eat 1kg of cod every fucking day

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My body hair is lacking to be bear :(

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Do you think he’ll get a Nic Cage or a Travolta face?

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I vaguely recall them being two other dogs, but my memory’s really fuzzy on that detail.

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I’ll have to watch it later

EDIT: That was it. Goes to show how fuzzy my memory was about the episode. Big thanks!

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Motorola DROID 4 was my dream phone. Alas, it was never released down here, so I could never buy one, even used.

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Had a Samsung F250L. Neat little phone, decent camera for the time I’ve had it (2008-13). As much as I’d like some dumb phones again, the very least it’d had to have is fucking whatsapp, otherwise i’d be the “incommunicado”. I suspect something running KaiOS would suffice

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I post once in a while, but I lack the humoristic ability to make good memes

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Those seasons make little sense here, to be fair. In the midwest, winter is hot and dry, summer is hot and rainy. Autumn and Spring are just inbetweens.

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So, there’s nothing actually crucial, it’s for tinkering. I doubt either the Apple II or the Amiga you linked are going to be secure.

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What are you doing that is so crucial to keep a 20+ year old piece of consumer hardware connected to the internet? Honest question

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As someone with almost 500h in NMS, get in fully aware that things get repetitive fast. Once you get off planet and can visit other stars the first time, it’ll likely take 2 hours to see all different kinds of planets.

Unlocking (“learning”) the 3 aliens’ languages is the absolute worst slog in the whole game.

Another ultra tedious chore is doing the daily missions for Quicksilver (special currency) to unlock some nifty cosmetics.

Also, combat sucks. It just plain sucks. The most annoying thing to me is: if you don’t fire your weapon for 1 or 2 seconds, your dude will put it down, which will create a small time window where you’ll have a significant delay between pressing the fire button and actually firing, because of the animation.

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Regarding bullets in ye olde times, I suppose a significant portion of immediate survivors had a hellish time dealing with chronic pain and lead poisoning. Also worth nothing: it was common for pre industrial ammo to shatter on impact due to imperfections, acting much like current day hollow point, which shreds tissue in a nasty way.

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Why am I picturing you ditching him as soon as the “contract” was over

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Eh, it’s not like we haven’t destroyed entire civilizations before for all manner of stupid reasons. What could possibly go wrong? /s

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Unless they can somehow tow large pieces of rock or ice into the paths of cargo ships and supertankers, there’s no way they’ll manage to sink those fuckers.

Some of the biggest ships and their sizes

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I prefer Subspace Emissary

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To add a bit to that: Greeks and Turks are pretty much physically identical, but one is seen as “whiter” than the other (guess which). The eastern end of the Mediterranean saw all sorts of people from northern Africa and southern Europe because of the ease of sailing across the coast, even with the relative low technology of ships from 3,000+ years ago.

If the jews of today, especially the ones that never left the Levant, are a faithful picture of their ancestors of ~2000 years ago, then it’s not too much of a stretch to assume Jesus could’ve been white, or “white”.

Side note: gotta love (/s) how much importance is still given to skin color. I’d love to see people throwing hex codes around instead of color names. “We don’t like fceadc here!”

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Pretty sure that’s just Sheeva from Mortal Kombat

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Domus? Nominative?

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I wonder how the evil queen would dupe Terry Fucking Crews into eating a poisoned apple. I can only imagine her failing a number of times thanks to his dancing pecs

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