Still haven't found the right amount of mind bleach for this one...
crycry, 
OK, thats enough internet for today
Colour_me_triggered, Smells like fish, tastes like fistula.
Kolanaki, 
Fresh baked sourdough 🤤
HipHoboHarold, Sometimes I miss old reddit for stuff like this, the jolly rancher story, the cum box, etc
But then I see this stuff again, and I think I like the more sterile internet in a way.
EmperorHenry, 
Oh my god. That’s sick. I actually gasped when I saw the punch line at the end…Holy shit.
TheBlue22, You know I would hope that’s fake but…
Hm.
Daft_ish, (edited ) D_trump was president in this timeline so at the very least you should except some sicko out there likes the taste of [EXPLETIVE DELETED].
TheBlue22, I never even imagined someone would indulge in [COGNITOHAZARD REMOVED]
I gotta [DATA EXPUNGED] real quick
BigBananaDealer, even before trump was president a father killed his entire family because his son found a picture of the father sucking on a poopy diaper
joel_feila, 
I got to send this to my mom
MystikIncarnate, What a terrible day to have eyes.
EtherWhack, 
The boyfriend just likes probiotics
lunarul, (edited ) Somehow I find the worst thing in the story that it’s the worst infection they’ve seen in months. Not years, months!
stom, 
The worst part is anyone thinking this bullshit is remotely plausible.
TokenBoomer, Typical day as a mod
Ghostalmedia, 
I wish. Over at !videos I end up having to vet hours of rule-violating disinformation videos. I feel like stinky genitalia content would be an upgrade from Trump videos.
Zealousideal_Fox900, I was a c/news mod for a bit and it was fucking hell. So many ad posts!
Guntrigger, Yeah, we are all horrified and all, but no-one is asking the pertinent question:
What did it taste like?
ininewcrow, 
The Inuit (formerly called the derogatory ‘Eskimos’) have a taste for fermented whale blubber.
The Scandinavians also have a taste for fermented seafood.
There’s something about living in freezing weather and developing a taste for semi rotten food.
HiddenLayer5, 
Likely because there aren’t a lot of herbs and spices where it’s cold and fermentation adds complexity to the flavour.
Colour_me_triggered, Til en viss grad. Lutefisk lukter av vellagret kukost.
PersnickityPenguin, So do the Japanese…
VonReposti, The Scandinavians also have a taste for fermented seafood.
Excuse me, but that’s only the Swedes! We may have other weird eating habits in Denmark but surströmning ain’t one.
ArcaneGadget, Gravad laks?..
(Salted and fermented salmon)
Colour_me_triggered, Hopefully gravad and not gravid!
VonReposti, That doesn’t count 'cause it’s delicious
victorz, Swede here, can confirm swedes like some of the nastiest mf bs. I don’t get it. I just stay clear.
Shapillon, I’d wager it has something to do with living in a barren wasteland for at least half the year.
Agent641, (edited ) When the choice is between starve to death or eat the putrid thing, most people will eat the putrid thing.
I dont think the boyfriend was at risk of starving.
Shapillon, Yeah no I was speaking about the scandinavians, not the bf.
sirjash, Imagine, there are even millions of people that eat fermented milk!
ICastFist, 
Tasty, tasty fermented milk, both as liquid or solid
paddirn, (edited ) Like Skittles apparently.
Taste the rainbow.
uis, (edited ) 
ASeriesOfPoorChoices, Like a Jolly Rancher, of course.
dirtySourdough, That’s the story I was expecting
return2ozma, 
cries in reddit
tubaruco,
ThrowawayPermanente, I’m glad the put the most horrific part in italics, otherwise I might have missed it
Donkter, I’m glad this comment pointed out a slightly unnecessary formatting choice, otherwise I might have missed it.
ThrowawayPermanente, Thanks, that means a lot
nxdefiant, No, it’s short for thank you, “many” means a lot.
idunnololz, 
I didnt see it. Can you circle where it is?
ThrowawayPermanente, If you look under the vomit it should be right there
Caesium, imo it’s more for emphasis. it’s pretty hard to get tone through via text so people like to use bold and italics to supplement that
KazuyaDarklight, 
I think the meme would be improved if it went angel>devil instead of devil>angel, feels like a more logical progression.
MightyGalhupo, Agreed
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