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INHALE_VEGETABLES, to asklemmy in What's your best idea for a date centered around the library?
  • Look up your birthdays in the newspaper archives if they have one.
  • See if you can find your favourite book from when you were a child.
  • Get caught giving sneaky blow jobs.
INHALE_VEGETABLES, to memes in Get the boat

Well?

INHALE_VEGETABLES, to memes in Get the boat

I’m more animal than most

INHALE_VEGETABLES, to lemmyshitpost in Survive the zombie apocalypse

I’ll pick the dog and we can team up

INHALE_VEGETABLES, to star_wars in George Lucas demonstrating how to use an E-11 blaster on the set of Star Wars

‘and then you go “pew pew pew”, now remember, this is the E-11 blaster so… LUKE STOP CHECKING OUT MY ASS’

INHALE_VEGETABLES, to memes in venture capitalism goes brrr

Fuck those animations tbh

INHALE_VEGETABLES, to lemmyshitpost in You may want to sit down

Here in Australia you can become a ward of the state from the age of 5 and through a series of outdated legal loop holes, the government has to fund you bicep surgery regardless of the gender. The best translation I have is “your right to bear biceps” I think the case cited is usually roo v. wallaby and there is often conflict and debate that the aggressiveness of the bicep must be present. It’s vague as all hell, but anyway.

Tldr: OP maybe a 6yo sheila.

INHALE_VEGETABLES, to asklemmy in Do you prefer to wear a smartwatch or a regular watch?

No watch gang.

INHALE_VEGETABLES, to lemmyshitpost in Last year I found a Y shaped turd

It didn’t come true :(

INHALE_VEGETABLES, to memes in WELP.

I think they would be in pretty poor condition by now

INHALE_VEGETABLES, to memes in Sounds delicious

Omg I forgot all about the tripping through time subreddit. Keep em coming!

INHALE_VEGETABLES, to news in Satellite imagery and video shows some Gaza cemeteries razed by Israeli forces

Curious how damaged they are.

Where’s the satellite imagery?

INHALE_VEGETABLES, to asklemmy in Do you prefer to wear a smartwatch or a regular watch?

Kids today need to look the fuck up.

Is there a sun in the sky? Yes, well get back to work. No? Then shut up.

INHALE_VEGETABLES, to memes in Public Transit my beloved 😍

Typical car brained take.

INHALE_VEGETABLES, to lemmyshitpost in Existentialist Spagett

I will too, crying in a foetal heap, mourning over culinary mistakes.

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