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ImplyingImplications, to cyanideandhappiness in Random 9-2-2016

“This ice cream is amazing! You really should have ordered some.”

ImplyingImplications, to lemmyshitpost in Watching mouths fill up with towels

The scale is off in the photo. Here’s a video of someone showing how they work and the “pills” aren’t pill sized.

ImplyingImplications, to comicstrips in SSB is a little messed up, when you think about it. [Safely Endangered]

Would you rather it be like that one Black Mirror episode?

ImplyingImplications, to memes in Old but gold

They’re breaking the laws of physics

ImplyingImplications, to memes in It's all downhill from here

In their defence, it is a difficult concept to grasp. My dad started his career shovelling gravel for a few dollars an hour. Now he’s a vice president making very good money. In his mind, anyone can replicate what he did by working hard instead of being lazy and asking for handouts.

I eventually got through to him one day when he was talking about hiring for a senior management position. He was interviewing all these people with fancy degrees and credentials. I asked why not promote one of his hard workers? He laughed and said the person needs to be more than a hard worker to manage multi-million dollar projects. But where would he be now if his old boss had thought the same thing? My dad has none of the credentials of the people he was interviewing. He’d still be shovelling gravel 60 hours a week for minimum wage if nobody gave him the opportunity to advance. How could he think hard work will be rewarded when he doesn’t even reward it himself? That’s when he admitted the world works differently now.

ImplyingImplications, to lemmyshitpost in I can still hear every sound including the error at the end...

Back in my day, porn was found in a magazine someone ditched along a forest path and that’s how we liked it!

ImplyingImplications, to memes in The duality of Man

I once saw an actress in a porno that I recognized from a casting couch scene. Looks like she got the part!

ImplyingImplications, to lemmyshitpost in Words to live by

Obama ran around the White House in 10 minutes and 17 seconds. It was almost the fastest time of any president, but Bush did 9:11

ImplyingImplications, to lemmyshitpost in Future historian breaks down and interprets memes

It’s funny to think that future people will have no idea what these jokes will mean, but we’ve translated 2000 year old Roman dick jokes. Future historians will just say the same of us as we do about the Romans. “They created amazing technology that shaped the world we live in today…and they were really horny.”

ImplyingImplications, to memes in time to code
ImplyingImplications, to animemes in i’m living in a school with gamblers

All of the above! Komi and Bocchi (forma de roche) were my last watches

ImplyingImplications, to animemes in i’m living in a school with gamblers

I have social anxiety that prevents me from doing the things I want to do.

ImplyingImplications, to animemes in we've been anonymous

It takes a thief…

ImplyingImplications, to newcommunities in Kurzgesagt — An unofficial community for discussing Kurzgesagt's videos on space, biology, philosophy, etc.

They received money from the Gates Foundation so now right wing nut jobs believe all their videos are mind control propaganda.

ImplyingImplications, to asklemmy in Wat is your favorite breathing technique and what effect does it bestow?

I use Total Concentration Breathing which enhances my physical abilities to supernatural levels and allows me to slay demons.

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