I wish I could deny this, but no: I remember spirting a bit out on my parents’ carpet in my late 20s one time when I came down with a sudden case of norovirus.
Another fun fact to go with that is that upon realising that I couldn’t go much more than 5 minutes without peeing pure brown liquid out my ass, I did end up just laying in the bath tub for a few hours and let it trickle out whenever it wanted to.
I just curled up in the fetal position and accepted that this was my life. I’d put the shower on to rinse myself down every now and again.
This is yet another example of classism. Santa is not of the upper or ruling class.
First off, Santa doesn’t simply work one day per year. His workload is on similar levels to God. He must be omnipotent 365 days per year to ensure his nice and naughty list is flawless. Just because people only see him work one day per year doesn’t mean that’s all he’s doing. Think of all the work you have to do in your daily job that the average Joe doesn’t see. Same thing here.
He’s on the clock 365 days a year, 24 hours a day, and around Christmas time he’s got to be available at thousands of different grottos simultaneously to ask kids what they want for Christmas. That’s no mean feat! That in itself should show that Santa doesn’t simply work one day per year!
The ruling class have you wrapped around their little finger if they have you believing that Santa is a lazy fucker! He puts the rest of us to shame! You! With your measly little 8 hour working day, 5 days per week. Pah!
Don’t let them bring us down to fight amongst ourselves, it’s the ruling class who need to be abolished, not Santa!
When I search for unusual (but not illegal) pornographic images, those unusual (but not illegal) pornographic images are exactly what I expect to find on my results.
Now, if God can provide me a direct link to some hot Sandy Cheeks porn then we’re in business, otherwise he can jog on.
The Boys. The show is basically “what if we had superheroes who are assholes controlled by a huge PR corporation?”. Give it a shot! It’s an Amazon Prime original.
This is a $1 dollar increase from what I was paying. But soon subscribers will be $15/month, then $20/month. I wonder how much of deezer’s income actually goes to the artists.
Yeah I saw you guys arguing in the other post. Regardless of who was in the wrong in that argument, threatening mod action on someone you disagree with is such a Reddit move - I’m pretty sure a lot of people came here to escape that kind of bullshit power trip.
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This is a $1 dollar increase from what I was paying. But soon subscribers will be $15/month, then $20/month. I wonder how much of deezer’s income actually goes to the artists.
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