Omega_Haxors, (edited )

Alright buddy boy here are your two options.

You can be a saint 👼 Or you can be a grinch 👿

Those are your two options. Choose wisely.

So what’s it gonna be, huh? Huh? A saint 👼 (sainte) or a grinch 👿 (grunch)

flashgnash,

Or alternatively don’t put pants on but still get stuff done

postnataldrip,

90s Steven Segal went a bit crazy with the spray tan

Lamb,

Why he kinda cute… 😳

queermunist,

Notice how both of those apples are being offered by the serpent. 🤔 🤔 🤔

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

Is this from Mormon Jesus? It looks like it’s from Mormon Jesus.

electrorocket,

Naw, it’s Star Trek: The Animated Series. I illegally downloaded this in 2000 on mIRC.

Imgonnatrythis,

Get away from me with your pants Satan!

TimeSquirrel,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

No, it's "get your pants away and come with me, Satan <3."

norbert,
@norbert@kbin.social avatar

I did the dishes and sorted some clothes to donate this afternoon. Still in pajamas, but will go drop stuff off later. Going to a pop-up night market/carnival thing later tonight.

Smoking all day though.

WhatsHerBucket,
@WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world avatar

That sounds fun! Report back on how it was :)

Stay lifted.

grue,

Stealth !risa meme (the pic is from Star Trek: TAS).

FARTYSHARTBLAST,
@FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works avatar

Best I can do is put on my pants and cook food because food is pretty good.

Horik,
@Horik@artemis.camp avatar

Are you me? This is literally the discussion I have with myself every weekend.

bobs_monkey,

I’m lying in bed with my dog contemplating this one right now. On one hand, I’ve got a fair bit of work to catch up on, but on the other, my wife is out of town for the weekend and I have the whole house to myself.

Okkai,

Those are the best weekends. Do whatever you want until 1 hour before your wife gets home and then rapidly clean everything so it looks like you were productive.

theotherone,
@theotherone@kbin.social avatar

Does visiting a dispensary count as getting things done ?

EmhyrVarEmreis,

A heroin dispenseary?

Sabre363,

Only if you put some pants on

MxM111,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

And can count.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Please answer soon. I'm about to go to the dispensary and would prefer not to wear pants, if it's an option...

theotherone,
@theotherone@kbin.social avatar

Perhaps a nice tennis skirt?

ensignrick,
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And a respectable ascot.

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