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norbert,
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Relax and push back against it, your partner will be done long before sunrise.

norbert,
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It's cringe on an adult too.

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That and Bram Stokers Dracula were my introductions to him and some of my favorite characters to this day. He just completely owns the roles and defines the characters in ways nobody else can. He can be completely over the top and at the same time be completely believable. Gary Oldman is a great fuckin actor and any movie he's in automatically gets chance from me.

norbert,
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I know some people like him but Dean Koontz might as well be filling out Mad Libs for all the originality in his stories. They're enjoyable enough for brain-mush but barely even qualify as "books."

norbert,
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And since you're already certified the paperwork will be a lot easier to push through.

norbert,
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[X] press to doubt.

You shitpost on the internet acting like you and Google are buddies and you're ok with your data being collected because you "understand how to make money and find value in youtube."

I'll access all the same content and not be ttracked. Luckily chumps like you will keep on clicking those ads and it'll be too much of a headache stopping people like me from blocking them.

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Bro I see girls with short hair wearing boots all the time and nobody bats an eye. The second a dude in a dress walks by everyone stares and whispers. There's worse things that can happen to a guy in a dress than weird looks too, and I'd wager they're more likely to happen.

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A bit worse due to his position and that he's not really in office as much as there for life.

But yeah they're basically all the same evil rich fucks. The real ruling class. They all went to the same schools and are in the same country clubs. They all get their coke from the same guy and fuck the same kids. I suspect Justice Thomas will taste especially good when the time comes.

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I don't want to go to their party, I want them dragged to the one we all throw for them in the street; that'll be a lot more fun for most of us.

A whole lotta people are gonna eat em if they aren't careful.

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They're wrong.

norbert,
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If you insist on wearing the same old pair of Vans with absolutely no cushioning, get some insoles, they're a real game changer for old feet.

norbert,
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It would've been a death sentence.

norbert,
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I did the dishes and sorted some clothes to donate this afternoon. Still in pajamas, but will go drop stuff off later. Going to a pop-up night market/carnival thing later tonight.

Smoking all day though.

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BRB letting every musician ever know that the pot doesn't actually do anything for them and they only think they're being creative.

This fast food order kiosk accepts cash (mander.xyz)

All the McD*nalds in my area have been upgraded with order kiosks. Regardless of all the controversy around self-checkout, and minimum wage, and automation taking our jobs, I personally love them. I can take my sweet time composing my order, I can see the full selection (such as it is), I can see pictures and prices clearly...

norbert,
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McDonalds ketchup contains heroin.

norbert,
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Who do you trust then? Who's reputable?

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You old GOAT.

norbert,
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The fun part of this statement is I'm not sure if you're talking about the commenter or the employer.

norbert,
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If I could only pick one, probably cornpops. I have some s'mores cereal right now. It's basically just a mix of Golden Grahams, Cocopuffs, and Marshmallows, its great and is a strong contender.

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They'd just tell you to do an enema.

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