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JoMiran, to lemmyshitpost in Peak organization
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My “Liked Music” playlist has 630 songs.
Cool, but can we talk about how YouTube Music only shuffles the first twenty or so? I desperately need a way to export my playlist so I can pirate the music and properly shuffle it on an open source mp3 player.

“Piracy is not a pricing issue. It’s a service issue.” – Gabe Newell

JoMiran, to lemmyshitpost in It’s all about changing your perspective.
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Does this mean that life rewards you for going against the flow, or punish you?

JoMiran, to calvinandhobbes in 16 January 1987
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I love that in all fan cannon, they end up together.

JoMiran, to lemmyshitpost in A time-honored tradition
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Tupperware?!? In this household we wash the plastic takeout containers and reuse them for years until the become brittle and shatter.

JoMiran, to lemmyshitpost in No soap. It makes the children too slippery.
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JoMiran, to memes in Cheetos
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I was told it was rude to not tip.

JoMiran, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Tired brain is worst brain
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My cousin only uses bottled lube because once, in the heat of the moment, he grabbed the BenGay gel.

EDIT: To clarify, he’s gay. The gel was in his ass, and on his dick and balls. His guest had a condom so…hooray safe sex, I guess.

JoMiran, (edited ) to memes in Pushovers
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A hot pepper will haunt you from the grave when, some time later, you scratch your eye or decide to rub one off.

JoMiran, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in The four houses dads belong to.
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Which is the Harbor Freight’s Warrior & Hecules house?

JoMiran, to lemmyshitpost in I finally found him
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I did this in 2003. I designed a new server room for a company and had to transition their servers from the zero cable management abomination they previously had to my over engineered fishbowl. To get the servers off the racks I literally had to take garden shears and cut the cables. The pile was a few feet high and I sat on it like a throne because no sane person would pass on that opportunity.

JoMiran, to asklemmy in Why was Ronald Reagan and Nancy Reagan so bad for the American people?
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If you have Paramount+, don’t mind doing a free trial, or like to sail the seven seas, you can watch The Reagans documentary series. Another documentary that gives you some insight into the type of people they were is the Rock Hudson one. The TL;DR on that one is that they had been good friends for decades, especially Nancy, and the moment it came out that he had AIDS, they pretended he had never existed.

Ronald was basically an idiot but Nancy was a truly foul human being.

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JoMiran, to risa in Happy Irish Unification year🎉
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I got really hopeful during Brexit that Ireland would unite and Scotland would leave.

JoMiran, to lemmyshitpost in All in the Memery
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I’m fifty and even I consider myself too young for Archie Bunker.

JoMiran, to memes in Past my bedtime
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I am fifty so I napped so I could be ready to celebrate.

JoMiran, (edited ) to risa in There's... SOMETHING... on the nacelle!
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I unsertood that reference.

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