JoShmoe

@JoShmoe@ani.social

if you get bitten you probably deserved it.

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JoShmoe,

More fun and reward than any dating app

JoShmoe,

Doesn’t setting up the trash bin where it is now count as using the bin?

JoShmoe,

Before you die, you’ll experience flesh being ripped off your face and scalp until you eventually die from bleeding. Maybe the shock will kill you first but I honestly don’t know.

JoShmoe,

So are we supposed to believe that Darth Vader has prosthetic limbs? Get out of here!

JoShmoe,

Now say it like you’re Liam Nelson

JoShmoe, (edited )

I don’t know who you are, or how you ended up here, but when I come. You’ll be the first to know.

JoShmoe,

Someone should replace the smaller pizza with stroganoff.

JoShmoe,

They stopped using these awhile ago. I actually forgot these were on every pizza when I was a kid.

JoShmoe,

That’ll be a NORMAL stroganoff thank you. Sans the beans.

JoShmoe,

I’m the main character nothing can hurt me in here! Let’s go north!

JoShmoe,

I like to think my nose and ears extrude further out.

JoShmoe,

Isn’t this a problem stemming from server bans?

JoShmoe,

That’s barely enough for three kids.

JoShmoe,

Somebody threw bleach on LeVar Burton

JoShmoe,

LeVar wouldn’t need implants to match hers.

JoShmoe,

No that’s the Preamble! You’re thinking of a row of closely placed, high vertical standing tree trunks or stakes.

JoShmoe,

Hey some of those buttons will take you to some really cool websites. Everyone should give it a try. Its just like scratching a lottery ticket.

JoShmoe,

You all thought I was crazy for wanting pineapple on pizza! How do you like me now!

JoShmoe,

What! You mean I can’t make new things or grow because of financial predators?

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