Kase

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Kase,

The day they successfully implement that and I pass by someone actually doing it, I will promptly fall to the ground and die

Kase,

What if you need to sit? I’m gonna guess this is a joke

Kase,

What did you do next?

No pressure, but your answer may dictate whether I sleep tonight ever again.

Kase,

I agree, and I propose a second reason: it is too easy (for my dumb self, at least) to not realize the seat is up, try to sit down, and go for an unexpected swim

Kase,

Every single other letter

Noooo, you forgot “and z” has two /s

Kase, (edited )

remembers CGP grey’s rule

Hexagons are the bestagons?

Kase,

the only geometrical shape that allows for it is either a sphere or some complex hyperbolic curve, which is still not a plane.

Damn that’s too bad. It’d be really cool if the earth was shaped like a plane. /s

Kase,

👋

Kase,

Oh yeah. Maybe it’s because I’m still in the just-got-my-first-credit-card phase, but damn I love that little piece of plastic. I’m clumsy and suck at using cash, but I feel so graceful with a card.

Kase,

Next Halloween I wanna dress up as an AI-generated image

Kase,

Help me out, what’s a good one for Jessica? I wanna annoy my sister :)

Kase,

Oh yeah I pretty much exclusively call her Jess or J. Not sure why I didn’t just put Jess in the original comment lol.

Jesslinda is amazing! She’s gonna hate it, it’s perfect. Ooh, I like Jessabeth too.

I forgot all about it, but when we were younger I used to call her random J names for a while. Jeremy was a favorite. Good times.

Kase,

Yay! This is a gold mine. Thank you

Kase,

First time I’ve heard someone upset over calling it “winter break.” People are wild

Kase,

Merry Chrysler!

Kase,

Absolutely not. Those commercials should die and be erased from history. Let them fall into the inky black chasm of oblivion.

(I really hate those commercials.)

Merry Chrysler! :D

Kase,

(⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠）⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

Kase,

I’m stealing this.

Kase,

The great thing about this is that “a” can be pronounced as either long or short a. At least, that’s how it’s used where I live, I’m not sure if that’s actually “correct.”

Kase,

Yup, you got it!! 😁🤭

Kase,

This was a fitting moment for Teenagers by mcr to start playing in my headphones lol

Kase,

I am guilty. I swear I’m trying, but I’ve never been able to remember. I’m not proud of it :(

Kase,

No, that’s “rank”

A manc is an adult male human.

Kase,

Bohemian Rhapsody /s

Kase,

Oh that’s a good suggestion, thanks! Please dw about the post, more than anything I’m just glad people are talking about it. Thank you for the kind reply :)

Oh, and I have a weird question. If one day I do have a video of a similar situation, what’s the best thing to do with it? Just post it online? I don’t have any social media except Lemmy (and youtube), but I guess it doesn’t matter if the point is just to get it out there.

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