Kolanaki

Kolanaki, 2 years ago

you’re doing nothing

There are strikes against corporate bullshit and protests against what the government is doing all over the place damn near every day.

Kolanaki, 2 years ago

If they keep cutting out letters the next iteration is probably going to be called “Ax.”

Kolanaki, 2 years ago

Being able to use forums and chats while not at my computer. I pretty much exclusively use my phone for the computer part, and never really use the phone part.

Heck, the first cellphone I had period was a Danger Hiptop (aka the Sidekick) because it allowed real web browsing (not that WAP shit) and other Internet features that only super expensive business PDAs had at the time.

Kolanaki, 2 years ago

Riker knows where Data’s off switch is as well as how fully functional he is.

Kolanaki, 2 years ago

Fucking meme songs… Literally. Two specific ones I had heard a while in meme videos always sped up so I couldn’t understand the words. Find the original songs, Pretty Boy by Naethan Apollo and Cupid, Twin Version by FIFTY-FIFTY.

I definitely feel the lyrics hella hard to both after hearing them legitimately for the first time. To a lesser degree, The UwU Song is fucking hilarious.

Kolanaki, 2 years ago

Would hate to be under Tuvok’s command. Dude will make you crawl through 15 decks of Jeffery’s tubes and when you’re done, you have to run for 10 kilometers around the ship with increased gravity while carrying a huge backpack of gear!

Kolanaki, 2 years ago

Not to mention all the horny people who go deaf taking a “high frequency” sonic shower.