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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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From what I see joked about in tv and film: toilets.

From what I know from people who have actually been there personally: Vending machines.

Also they have the most advanced KitKat flavors in the world. I want them. But they’re like specialities of specific regions kinda like Pokemon. It’s wild.

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I’ll just use my 5-finger discount.

Kolanaki,
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Yes.

Kolanaki,
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I’d actually pay $45 to have the Stanley Cup.

Kolanaki,
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Is that a thumb or a turkey drumstick?

Kolanaki, (edited )
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The same direction it usually is relative to your perspective, assuming you’re aligned to the galactic plane.

Kolanaki, (edited )
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I find it really weird that the best possible outcome for this seems to be just letting her take her zombie husband home. Like… Just accept he’s dead and move on, lady.

Kolanaki,
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Shidding and farding yoga.

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That I still have? If I still have any, it’s because I don’t know any different to be able to say I have any. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I’m sure there’s a few; I just can’t say for certain what they are.

Kolanaki,
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Horrible. It’s fucking raw!

Kolanaki,
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OMG they just keep coming!

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I just heard a news story about a store’s toilet exploding and covering a dude in shit (who is now suing). I can’t help but think this is that very bathroom after they were taken to court.

Kolanaki,
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stabs Satan in the back

“What? Murderer gonna murder. 🤷🏻‍♂️”

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This idea has me 6 feet from the edge, and I’m thinking “maybe 6 feet ain’t so far down.”

Kolanaki,
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literally standing outside their front door

“I forgot my phone, we have to go back.”

“No. We’ve already come too far.”

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