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Kolanaki, to asklemmy in Do you have a story about when you saw snow for the first time?
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Not of the first time, unfortunately. I was pretty young and my first experiences were not very memorable.

But when I was 13/14 I think, I went on a Boy Scout trip to the Lava Bed national park in Oregon. Our first night there, it snowed like 3 feet. Woke up to our tent buried somewhat. Sometimes later that day I was in a little clearing by myself trying to make a snowman and a deer and two foals wandered by and came up to sniff and lick me before taking off. I always call it my Disney Princess moment.

Kolanaki, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Cant wait to have Daddy Elon crush my larynx at a climate rally
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The original one he showed off the first time was actually fully fuckable. This version doesn’t even look like it has a crotch.

Kolanaki, to risa in Klingon Jazz
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Klingons in TOS remind me of Vincent Price playing the devil.

Kolanaki, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in The only thing keeping us Millennials going at this point
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I thought the damn meme said 2024 until I read this comment and thought you were 64 rn. 🤣

I’m bummed now. Got all excited it was gonna open next year. Gotta wait until I’m 57.

Kolanaki, (edited ) to asklemmy in What is your best story when you were in a foreign country?
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I was in Germany working on a cruise ship that was being finished up in the Bremerhaven dry dock when I was 19, it was after work and a bunch of us went out and got drunk as we did and while coming back after all our fun, we passed by a roll-up door that had “einfahrt” painted in huge block letters on it. One of the people in our group looks at it, points at yells “I fart too, but I don’t brag about it!”

Definitely the highlight of the trip.

I also remember hanging out at the bar that was on the docks having dinner and some of the other people on my ship were trying to ask where the bathroom was and the waitress and bartender didn’t understand a single way they were putting it until the guy was like “Ok, I’m sorry this may be a little crude but it’s the only way left I know how I might ask… Where can I take a scheisse?” Turns out they call it “water closet” (bathroom is just labeled “WC”) and that was the one term none of us had ever heard before.

Kolanaki, (edited ) to newcommunities in Shitty Million Dollar Ideas: A place to pitch your fever dream ideas for Shark Tank
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Mine’s probably only shitty if you’re not a furry. I have been trying to design a skin-tight fur suit and head piece because I find the current way fursuits are made to be bulky and excessively hot because it’s not just fur, but hella foam too. Secondary benefits is that the headpiece would be connected in a way that opening and closing your jaw will open and close the jaw of the character head, as well as being easy enough to get on and off quickly and unassisted.

Kolanaki, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Give me money!
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shoots foam dart that sticks to cashier’s forehead

“You’re dead.”

Kolanaki, to risa in Q mode captcha
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Shit you could have had them uncloaked and I’d still not be sure which I should select because I wouldn’t know if they were Klingon or Romulan.

Kolanaki, to asklemmy in Which of your favorite creators content quality went downhill very quickly?
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MoistCritical looks like an unwashed hobo 90% of the time and sounds like the most disinterested person in the world.

I used to think that was intentional and he’s just a character like Francis. After a while I started to think otherwise.

Kolanaki, to asklemmy in Which of your favorite creators content quality went downhill very quickly?
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The only two I ever watched where this has happened and not simply them just up and disappearing was JonTron and Onison.

And it’s understandable why the quality went down. Not only did I grew up, they were both accused of and/or involved in grooming or some shit.

Kolanaki, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in The foot gonna rob a bank
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Yep. It’s been years, but I remember seeing ads for and being sold on store shelves these copper bracelets that were like those medical alert bracelets, but copper, as well as copper threaded compression socks both being advertised as relieving pain, curing sickness, removing toxins from the body, and all that other snake-oily bull that’s been perpetuated about copper since mankind has been using the metal.

Hell, the socks I own aren’t even sold in the normal clothing section; they’re in the pharmacy with the back braces and splints and such.

Kolanaki, to lemmyshitpost in The foot gonna rob a bank
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I spent slightly more than I usually do for some copper threaded compression socks.

I don’t give a damn about the pseudoscience bull about copper relieving pain; but I figured it’s stronger than cotton and it hasn’t let me down in the wear and tear department.

Kolanaki, to asklemmy in Edit: (What do you call this dish?)
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In England. In America, it’s this.

Kolanaki, (edited ) to asklemmy in Edit: (What do you call this dish?)
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Toad in the hole.

Or avocado toast if there’s avocado spread on it too.

Kolanaki, (edited ) to asklemmy in What could my upstairs neighbor possibly be doing to make this much noise?
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So it’s not just me? I know they’re not just walking around; the insulation is pretty good. But they certainly thump around in random intervals up there, like they’re constantly arranging furniture. I thought maybe they had a dog but they don’t. And they only seem to be active between the hours 3 and 6 am.

Still not as bad as my next door neighbors who come outside their front door at 5am every single day, standing right in front of my bedroom window and yell at each other for an hour. I’m 🤏 this close to opening the window and yelling at them to STFU.

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