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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Kolanaki,
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Capitalism

That’s a funny way of spelling religion.

Kolanaki,
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This has me thinking about the fact that a wormhole could potentially open up in front of you while walking/driving one day and spit you out halfway across the galaxy before collapsing. Maybe even that some of those stories about people who vanished without a trace had this happen to them.

Kolanaki,
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Just keep in mind the probability of it spitting you out into empty space is much higher than a habitable planet.

Kolanaki,
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Just exist. You’ll be selected at random with a probability of 6373838756466365367478847266477:1.

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I like when they’re like “water, cold” and it just makes a cylinder of water that splashes onto the bottom of the replicator because they forgot to specify that the water should be in a cup. Imagine programming them on purpose this way just to fuck with all the foreign dignitaries.

Kolanaki,
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Too bad it wasn’t Scotty. The warp engines could have used unlimited powah

Kolanaki,
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You can use those other distributions as buttplugs, too, but they’re not going to be pleasurable or even comfortable.

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