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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Kolanaki,
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Everyone on the Enterprise except Geordi is dead

“Well I guess I can start that work on breaking the warp barrier.”

Trips, visor falls off, tumbles down into a plasma flow and vaporizes

“No… No! It’s not fair! There was time now!”

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He’s got the money where he can be lazy and still fix his health. Hire a personal chef and dietician. A personal trainer and a gym. Take a minute and get a stylist.

And yet he still looks the way he does.

Kolanaki,
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Stephen Colbert and the Tonight Show Band?

Kolanaki,
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It happens so much in my house, I always check the TP roll before I drop trou.

Kolanaki, (edited )
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It’s literally just seasoning and dried bread you mix with hot butter and water. If it tastes bad: How are you fucking up when cooking it?

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Other than the safety of undercooking it due to increased cook times: It dries out the turkey which is already a rather dry bird. If you actually want edible breast meat, don’t stuff the bird.

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Soda Pop. Together.

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I don’t even know how that jello is a sauce. It just stays solid even when warmed up. It’s good, but, like… On its own. I usually put it on my dessert plate, not the dinner one.

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“Quality stale bread.”

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Every boxed or homemade stuffing I’ve ever made tasted pretty much the same. It’s literally always garbage. Delicious garbage.

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