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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Kolanaki,
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“You literally just wrote ‘kill all humans’ and put it in curly brackets.”

Kolanaki,
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Afterlife? Pfft. If I’d thought I had to go through a whole 'nother life, I’d kill myself right now.

Kolanaki, (edited )
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If you ever get to breathe through both at once: it hurts from the dryness.

Kolanaki,
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My teacher dead ass said that to me when I was 9 and had a Casio wrist watch with a calculator on it.

Kolanaki,
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On God Fr fr?

Kolanaki,
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To jerk off. That’s why it sucks to have to clean them.

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