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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Kolanaki,
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“Star Trek is progressive. Star Wars is woke. Now, keep in mind I have no fucking idea what ‘woke’ actually means as I am incapable of inferring meaning through context.”

Kolanaki,
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Save the dog by merging it’s mind with Seven of Nine’s body. Not because it’s a sexy body, but because it has the nanoprobes.

Kolanaki, (edited )
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Until she has two broken arms and sees his ghost.

Kolanaki,
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Guess you’ll have to post to Facebook then; Lemmy doesn’t use “Likes.” 😌

Kolanaki, (edited )
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It’s because he used the “:-)” smiley instead of 😍🥰😘😊 or literally any other smiley/emoji.

Kolanaki,
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When I make breakfast pizza, I just don’t bake the eggs with the rest of the pizza. I make them separate and just put them on top after the pizza is baked so they don’t get all rubbery.

Kolanaki,
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One of these things is not like the otherizzle.

Kolanaki,
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Thin crust + thin toppings.

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Just get rid of work. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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