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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Kolanaki,
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I’m dead on the inside, which is where the smoke goes. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Kolanaki,
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Noob-ass spider. Got 8 legs and still can’t macro for shit.

Kolanaki, (edited )
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Black widows are so common where I am, I don’t even need to see that hourglass to know it’s one. I can even identify males, which don’t look very similar to the iconic females.

They also do sometimes have red markings on their back. Just do an image search for black widows; many of them have a whole band of red that goes from the belly up the back. Can’t say I’ve seen any like that IRL, though.

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If they live forever, they’re not evolving. They’re mutating.

Kolanaki,
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The word homophobia already does mean a hatred of, not simply a fear of.

Kolanaki,
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Your mom’s cool with them. She told me so while we fucked.

Kolanaki,
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Consensual non-consent via mice controlling your bodies while fucking, so you’re not really in control over a damn thing.

Kolanaki,
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Pfft… Carmen Sandiego could do it.

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