LemmyKnowsBest

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Next smartphone I buy, which one do you recommend?

Things that make me angry about my current smartphone Samsung Galaxy S21Ultra on a Verizon plan is the mandatory software updates in which they install WITHOUT MY PERMISSION stupid apps like Netflix and addictive gambling games and stacking block games and Candy crush. God knows what else they install without my permission. I...

LemmyKnowsBest,

woah the Beach boys had connections with Charles Manson too. what’s going on with the Beach boys?

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Lenny Kravitz Are You Gonna Go My Way.

Edit: I thought you meant what song we have in our heads playing over and over again.

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I hope you broke up with her immediately

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I hear ya. I’ve never been in any healthy relationship whatsoever and a couple of them went on 6 to 10 years way too long.

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Hitler’s mom was killed before giving birth to him in that other timeline in which berenstein/ain bears was spelled the other way, and in the timeline where Sinbad was in a movie called Shazam.

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yeah that’s the one. I clearly remember seeing in the news that Mandela died corca 1989-1991.

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please tell me why people cut these bottles, what is their end objective with this craft?

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The title of this post, reminded me of a dream I had last night when I was fangirling over how sublime Ticonderoga number two pencils are

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’ll take edging please, but can we replace the R in that acronym with “Really attractive men?”

How wealthy are those elderly people who hire someone to be with them at all times, instead of moving into a nursing home?

I guess I don’t care how wealthy they are, my question is how much would it cost to hire someone to be your caretaker 24/7 and go with you everywhere you want to go like the grocery store etc

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Because some people in the comments didn’t understand it, and they asked for an explanation, and those who explained it used too many words.

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It’s a good thing this is labeled not safe for work because my boss definitely would have fired me if he saw me looking at this.

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I’m a massage therapist too and yesterday I had a client who could easily qualify as a “primate in need of grooming.” So. Much. Body. Hair & skin grime 🤢 I know we’re supposed to love everybody but I love people most when they practice good grooming & hygiene before they come to get a massage.

LemmyKnowsBest,

mmmm tomato rice

but that machine looks more useful for plowing orifices than for opening a can of Campbells soup

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explains why everything about existence is torture

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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/35611761-338e-45ce-a0c9-4a30b68e5354.jpeg

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One fly is sad because he wasn’t invited to the birthday party. Birthday boy has just released his balloon, did he release it accidentally or on purpose?

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Oh c’mon real experts know to sweep it all out the door

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anyone who’s terrified of driving should not drive. keep those people off the road. They are the ones who drive badly because they’re scared, And they make the roads dangerous for everybody else.

I’ve driven across the United States five times with no problem. You just have to follow all the traffic laws and keep a safe following distance and use your turn signals, stay 100% focused on the road at all times, easy peasy. people who can’t do those things should stay off the roads. It’s better for them and better for everyone else.

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