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LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Hits me right in the feels

EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP USING HOUSES AS AN APPRECIABLE INVESTMENT. THIS IS WHY THE OTHER HALF OF THE POPULATION ARE HOMELESS. of course wealthy people don’t care about homeless people so this shitty-human-problem will never end, will it

LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in Pragernant

I’m sorry to burst everyone’s bubble but this doesn’t make sense. The average person is not pregnant. Therefore the average person does not have more than one skeleton in their body.

LemmyKnowsBest, to thefarside in 18 December 2023

He was choking on a cat? He had a cat down his throat?

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads

It’s a camera that enforces photos.

LemmyKnowsBest, to comicstrips in Bad dog

I don’t recall Hitler ever looking that happy. He was stern & mean. How doggo be happy while committing genocide?

LemmyKnowsBest, to comicstrips in Bad dog

probably criticized his paw painting in art school.

LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in Me after Christmas dinner

Schrodinger’s obesity

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in You're welcome for making your Tuesday just a little bit worse.

A perfectly understandable reaction to Popeye’s Cheddar Biscuit Butterfly Shrimp.

LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in Why would I need backlit keys anyway?

I never sought them out. The laptop just came that way.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Why are jokes about Jim Jones hard to tell?

The punchline would be ruined if we called it flavor-aid ™️

LemmyKnowsBest, to mildlyinteresting in a miniature vase made on a potters' wheel, glazed and fired (cat for scale)

probably because it’s true after the cat yeeted the vase

LemmyKnowsBest, to asklemmy in If you had to restart your job at your current employer, what would you do differently?

You must use your Google voice phone number often enough for them not to disable it. I had a Google voice number. Used it infrequently. They disabled it.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey and the Blustery Day

I have a baby Freddy Krueger plushie, he’s so cute with his li’l baby bonnet & training claws

LemmyKnowsBest, to asklemmy in If you had to restart your job at your current employer, what would you do differently?

No. It’s not even very much. Anyway I guarantee I need it and would appreciate it more than any random internet stranger asking me to hand it over to them.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to asklemmy in If the human body didn't heal itself, how'd you be doing rn?

Yep. RIP 13-year-old me getting my first menstrual period. But probably died long before that after first needle prick.

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