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LemmyKnowsBest, to thefarside in 11 January 2024

here are the correct relevant words to the song/nursery rhyme:

Mary had a little lamb

Its fleece was white as snow

everywhere that Mary went

her lamb was sure to go

LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in Low-hanging fruit 🥱

every society in the world is falling apart So it takes the edge off by mocking other countries.

except for those more civilized people up in the Nordic regions. they’re doing good with the whole Utopian human rights thing.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in No soap. It makes the children too slippery.

OMG Skeletor has a purple Snuggie ™️

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in It's late because he's a snail

Best holiday greeting.

i wish you another year of existence.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in This was actually a thing btw

YOU ARE NOW SUBSCRIBED TO BASQUE FACTS

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in This was actually a thing btw

In 2015 they’re like

“Oh yeah we forgot about that law.”

“That would probably explain all the massacred bodies laying around everywhere. We oughtta do something about that.”

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to memes in Meatballs

Cinderella at ball

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4e78da7b-9443-4313-a43b-1f3b4764669a.jpeg

LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in add finger guns for max coolness

Yes. Say “Bag size 20x30cm…approx” as you’re leaving a room. Add finger guns for added coolness.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to asklemmy in Good “Buy for Life” Brands

Thank you. I will look for a tiny hidden emergency reset button that can only be accessed with a pin.

But it literally has no power at all. It won’t even charge.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in No soap. It makes the children too slippery.

Hey FBI, keep your eye on OP

LemmyKnowsBest, to asklemmy in What YouTube video should I fall asleep to tonight?

I like banging

LemmyKnowsBest, to asklemmy in Good “Buy for Life” Brands

I have kept it plugged in for days. It won’t even charge.

LemmyKnowsBest, to asklemmy in Good “Buy for Life” Brands

I have to take exception to that because I bought a Lenovo ThinkPad in 2018, barely ever used it and now it won’t even turn on.

LemmyKnowsBest, to asklemmy in Texans, what's the attitude/feelings/preparations towards the coming freezing weather?

I keep forgetting that February is always colder than January. Just when I think I’ve made it through the winter, here comes February.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to fuck_cars in “Can We Talk About Cars?” (2011)

They are arrogant narcissists and they should not have driver’s licenses either. It was terrifying for me to be in the passenger seat of my ex-boyfriend. He was the definition of this kind of driver and he was always intoxicated too. I learned a lot about the mindset of shitty drivers on the road when I was in his passenger seat. Surprised I survived and surprised he is still alive.

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