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LemmyKnowsBest, to nostupidquestions in Every year that ends in a zero, the United States Census is supposed to interview every human living in USA, right? I don't recall that happening to me since the year 2000. Anybody else?

While this is giving me a chuckle, I can attest that I had to provide someone my passport and driver’s license today and they were looking at me in the eyes and talking to me And I did a transaction with them and I entered another brick and mortar store today and paid for goods and services and I really think I’m a real human.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in what if..

Do they serve any purpose? Or are they just like skin tags?

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Well... civilization's had a good run.

How embarrassing when you go to a furry gathering and everyone knows you bought yours at walmart.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to comicstrips in [War and Peas] Fates on our side

Then you’d probably enjoy the adventures of Leon the Lobster

A kind man rescued a lobster from a grocery store seafood market tank and brought him home and has detailed every step of the way to healing and recovery and thriving and he spoils this Lobster, and the YouTube videos are well edited and amusing.

LemmyKnowsBest, to nostupidquestions in Every year that ends in a zero, the United States Census is supposed to interview every human living in USA, right? I don't recall that happening to me since the year 2000. Anybody else?

Good question. Sometimes people interact with me. But sometimes they don’t. So how can I know for sure?

LemmyKnowsBest, to nostupidquestions in Every year that ends in a zero, the United States Census is supposed to interview every human living in USA, right? I don't recall that happening to me since the year 2000. Anybody else?

Doubts. I live alone and have never received such a thing.

LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in Let me load it

But enough of us have experienced it that it must be a real thing.

LemmyKnowsBest, to asklemmy in Good “Buy for Life” Brands

Yeah when I took my issue to Lenovo customer service, their first response was that my laptop has reached the end of its usable lifespan. 5 years!? I’m not wealthy and that thing cost me $1,500 and I will never be able to afford another laptop again.

LemmyKnowsBest, to thefarside in 11 January 2024

here are the correct relevant words to the song/nursery rhyme:

Mary had a little lamb

Its fleece was white as snow

everywhere that Mary went

her lamb was sure to go

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in It's late because he's a snail

Best holiday greeting.

i wish you another year of existence.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in This was actually a thing btw

YOU ARE NOW SUBSCRIBED TO BASQUE FACTS

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in This was actually a thing btw

In 2015 they’re like

“Oh yeah we forgot about that law.”

“That would probably explain all the massacred bodies laying around everywhere. We oughtta do something about that.”

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to memes in Meatballs
LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in add finger guns for max coolness

Yes. Say “Bag size 20x30cm…approx” as you’re leaving a room. Add finger guns for added coolness.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to asklemmy in Good “Buy for Life” Brands

Thank you. I will look for a tiny hidden emergency reset button that can only be accessed with a pin.

But it literally has no power at all. It won’t even charge.

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