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LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads

Why do you think those letters in the mail can be ignored? They are tied to your license plate and that is serious business. If you don’t pay traffic fines, the fines go up and up and Then they involve the criminal justice system and you have to show up in court and it’s all just very ugly. Oh yeah they can suspend your driver’s license over it too, There’s no way to get out of paying traffic citations.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads

It’s a camera that enforces photos.

LemmyKnowsBest, to comicstrips in Bad dog

I don’t recall Hitler ever looking that happy. He was stern & mean. How doggo be happy while committing genocide?

LemmyKnowsBest, to comicstrips in Bad dog

probably criticized his paw painting in art school.

LemmyKnowsBest, to comicstrips in Bad dog

there’s no such thing as a bad dog. Only a bad owner who didn’t train the dog well.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Task failed successfully

I’m browsing by “new” but this joke was from a week or two ago. Can we please move on?

LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in Me after Christmas dinner

Schrodinger’s obesity

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in You're welcome for making your Tuesday just a little bit worse.

A perfectly understandable reaction to Popeye’s Cheddar Biscuit Butterfly Shrimp.

LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in Me after Christmas dinner

It’s January 16th. Are we currently occupying a space in time after Christmas dinner? or before Christmas dinner?

LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in Why would I need backlit keys anyway?

I never sought them out. The laptop just came that way.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Why are jokes about Jim Jones hard to tell?

The punchline would be ruined if we called it flavor-aid ™️

LemmyKnowsBest, to mildlyinteresting in a miniature vase made on a potters' wheel, glazed and fired (cat for scale)

probably because it’s true after the cat yeeted the vase

LemmyKnowsBest, to asklemmy in If you had to restart your job at your current employer, what would you do differently?

You must use your Google voice phone number often enough for them not to disable it. I had a Google voice number. Used it infrequently. They disabled it.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in She's got a bright future ahead of her... on OF

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  • LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey and the Blustery Day

    I have a baby Freddy Krueger plushie, he’s so cute with his li’l baby bonnet & training claws

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