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LemmyKnowsBest, to cyanideandhappiness in Random 8 January 2012

Because some people in the comments didn’t understand it, and they asked for an explanation, and those who explained it used too many words.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to fuck_cars in “Can We Talk About Cars?” (2011)

anyone who’s terrified of driving should not drive. keep those people off the road. They are the ones who drive badly because they’re scared, And they make the roads dangerous for everybody else.

I’ve driven across the United States five times with no problem. You just have to follow all the traffic laws and keep a safe following distance and use your turn signals, stay 100% focused on the road at all times, easy peasy. people who can’t do those things should stay off the roads. It’s better for them and better for everyone else.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Yummy

explains why everything about existence is torture

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Next order at the bar

please tell me why people cut these bottles, what is their end objective with this craft?

LemmyKnowsBest, to asklemmy in If you could go back in time and stop any one person or group's musical career, who or what would it be?

woah the Beach boys had connections with Charles Manson too. what’s going on with the Beach boys?

LemmyKnowsBest, to asklemmy in What song you got on repeat right now?

I hear ya. I’ve never been in any healthy relationship whatsoever and a couple of them went on 6 to 10 years way too long.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in An elegant drill for all tasks

mmmm tomato rice

but that machine looks more useful for plowing orifices than for opening a can of Campbells soup

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in What's up doc? That's a very oink carrot you got there, doc?

I’ll take edging please, but can we replace the R in that acronym with “Really attractive men?”

LemmyKnowsBest, to nostupidquestions in How wealthy are those elderly people who hire someone to be with them at all times, instead of moving into a nursing home?

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  • LemmyKnowsBest, to cyanideandhappiness in 9 January 2024

    yeah that’s the one. I clearly remember seeing in the news that Mandela died corca 1989-1991.

    LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to memes in 2B or not 2B... that is the pencil

    The title of this post, reminded me of a dream I had last night when I was fangirling over how sublime Ticonderoga number two pencils are

    LemmyKnowsBest, to asklemmy in What song you got on repeat right now?

    I hope you broke up with her immediately

    LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to asklemmy in What song you got on repeat right now?

    Lenny Kravitz Are You Gonna Go My Way.

    Edit: I thought you meant what song we have in our heads playing over and over again.

    LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to comicstrips in Marketing

    I’m a massage therapist too and yesterday I had a client who could easily qualify as a “primate in need of grooming.” So. Much. Body. Hair & skin grime 🤢 I know we’re supposed to love everybody but I love people most when they practice good grooming & hygiene before they come to get a massage.

    LemmyKnowsBest, to cyanideandhappiness in 9 January 2024

    Hitler’s mom was killed before giving birth to him in that other timeline in which berenstein/ain bears was spelled the other way, and in the timeline where Sinbad was in a movie called Shazam.

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