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LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in Let me load it

But enough of us have experienced it that it must be a real thing.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Yummy

explains why everything about existence is torture

LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in Hip Creep

It’s fun now, I’ve been on Lemmy enough hours this evening that I figured out if a meme doesn’t make sense and has double digit down votes, then it’s from that insane OP.

LemmyKnowsBest, to asklemmy in What do the symbols next to usernames mean on Lemmy?

If theyre banned, how are they participating?

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to asklemmy in How would you feel/react if your home address was announced & published very publicly the same way celebrities experience?

Yeah, phone books..

In the olden days it was easier to look anyone up, the phone company would deliver a new phone book to everyone’s front door twice a year, how could we not all be at least a little fascinated to explore through all those pages and look up people we know from school etc? 😋

nowadays people have to go out of their way with an intention in their mind to go to a website and look people up on whitepages.com or peoplefinder.com etc and last time I noticed years ago, a fee is required to use those kind of sites.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Dude, where's my bear shaped car?

I don’t think a diet of berries and shrubs could make a bear that girthy. that bear eats humans. Lots of humans.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to asklemmy in Who in your opinion is the modern day equivalent to Mozart?

well since Mozart is dead, and OP wants us to name a contemporary artist, isn’t it a prerequisite that the artist still be alive right now?

Danny Elfman wins. He’s a fookin’ musical mad genius.

LemmyKnowsBest, to thefarside in 18 December 2023

are other people in the comments here interpreting this as a sexual pun, “choking on pussy?” I don’t think that’s how Gary Larson intended it.

Because first of all, cunnilingus has nothing to do with putting that anatomical part down one’s throat. It’s impossible. You can put a penis down your throat but you don’t put pussy down your throat.

And second of all, Gary Larson’s humor is rarely (if ever?) sexually crass.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in it always interesting when multi billion dollar company's costing system is a 63 tab excel 97 spreadsheet at it's core...

I still can’t get over the fact that it was only a few weeks ago when I learned that Walter White is the same actor who played dad in Malcolm in the Middle. still blows my mind. What a prolific actor to take on such vastly different roles.

I zoom in on Walter White and try so hard to see Hal Wilkerson in there but I just can’t.

LemmyKnowsBest, to asklemmy in What brand/model of pants can you recommend?

Carhartt

LemmyKnowsBest, to asklemmy in What country are you using lemmy from?

Anything more you are interested in?

Yes. How do you use touchscreens when your flippers are so cold?

LemmyKnowsBest, to asklemmy in What country are you using lemmy from?

Texans are so full of themselves they think Texas is a country.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Dang. I don't tip my landlord enough it seems.

Those are all perfectly normal hobbies. Wait.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in ...did everyone get this?

And Spotify tells people when they’re going to die?

LemmyKnowsBest, to asklemmy in What companies have made your blacklist?

I hope adults made my Android phone.

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