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LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Japanese chip flavors

Japanese commercials and Japanese porn and Japanese product packaging are quite a juxtaposition with the extreme decorum of Japanese society.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to memes in Need to update the meme

aw c’mon, This cartoon is pretending that mortality can only strike one person at a time.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Expecting a new baby?

You lost me at “luminescent goo.”

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in It's like everyday

It’s a normal human phenomenon.

Take it a step further, Advanced yoga practitioners use “alternate nostril breaths” to consciously alter/improve physical & mental state.

LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in F#€k $pez

Lemmy is losing users?

please explain what’s going on.

All I know as I get to know lemmy using sync I’m a little frustrated because my feed is limited and doesn’t let me infinitely scroll and it only updates like once a day which is frustrating because I would scroll forever if I could. But it doesn’t let me. It dead ends Then there are simply no posts. I have to come back the next day. perhaps this is built-in on purpose to make sure we don’t spend & lose our lives here.

Also:

Lemmy is losing users

Lemmy is using losers 😆

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to fuck_cars in Vehicles with higher, more vertical front ends pose greater risk to pedestrians

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  • LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in Planes :)

    what did I just read? That woman needs to dump that boy. That boy needs reeducation on basic cleaning.

    This gives the same vibes as “I don’t wash my privates because it’s gay”.

    Ok but why didn’t you mention those sweet airplanes?

    LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in ATBGE?

    He said what he meant and he meant what he said.

    LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to asklemmy in If you had to restart your job at your current employer, what would you do differently?

    Stop acting like I’m worthless with low self-esteem. I don’t know why I present myself that way. I’m a valuable competent skilled employee who passes background checks squeaky clean. Someone smack me and tell me to present myself as I deserve.

    I even declined the hiring bonus because I felt unworthy of it although I meet all the criteria for it 🤦‍♀️ But really what I did was tell my managers that I’d rather be given the hiring bonus after I’ve been there a year because I’ve heard that some companies have a stipulation in the contract of hiring bonuses that should anything happen within the first year of my employment that causes me to stop working there, I would have to repay the bonus, so I kept it in mind that if I ever got a job that promised a hiring bonus, I would discuss it with the manager to have the bonus given to me at the end of a year. well I told my managers this and they told me I would have to talk to a higher up manager about it and they told me her name but I forgot, and they didn’t even look me in the eye when they said this and I just kind of never followed up on it.

    LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in Calm

    Heck yeah bring this to us at !demotivational if you haven’t already

    LemmyKnowsBest, to thefarside in 9 January 2024
    LemmyKnowsBest, to cyanideandhappiness in Random 8 January 2012

    When having sex with women, he fantasizes about having conversations with them 😆

    LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to nostupidquestions in Gasoline is liquid but gasses on the periodic table of elements are fumes, so why do we call the stuff we put into our vehicles "gas," if it's liquid?

    Huh yeah You made me interested enough to click on the Wikipedia article, and such drama behind it too apparently:

    The term gasoline originated from the trademark terms Cazeline and Gazeline, which were stylized spellings and pronunciations of Cassell, the surname of British businessman John Cassell, who, on 27 November 1862, placed the following fuel-oil advertisement in The Times of London:

    The Patent Cazeline Oil […]

    That 19th-century advert is the earliest occurrence of Cassell’s trademark word, Cazelline, to identify automobile fuel. In the course of business, he learned that the Dublin shopkeeper Samuel Boyd was selling a counterfeit version of the fuel cazeline, and, in writing, Cassell asked Boyd to cease and desist selling fuel using his trademark. Boyd did not reply, and Cassell changed the spelling of the trademark name of his fuel cazelline by changing the initial letter C to the letter G, thus coining the word gazeline.

    By 1863, North American English usage had re-spelled the word gazeline into the word gasolene, by 1864, the gasoline spelling was the common usage. In place of the word gasoline, most Commonwealth countries (except Canada), use the term “petrol”, and North Americans more often use “gas” in common parlance, hence the prevalence of the usage “gas bar” or “gas station” in Canada and the United States.

    Coined from Medieval Latin, the word petroleum (L. petra, rock + oleum, oil) initially denoted types of mineral oil derived from rocks and stones. In Britain, Petrol was a refined mineral oil product marketed as a solvent from the 1870s by the British wholesaler Carless Refining and Marketing Ltd.

    When Petrol found a later use as a motor fuel, Frederick Simms, an associate of Gottlieb Daimler, suggested to John Leonard, owner of Carless, that they trademark the word and uppercase spelling Petrol.

    The trademark application was refused because petrol had already become an established general term for motor fuel. Due to the firm’s age, Carless retained the legal rights to the term and to the uppercase spelling of “Petrol” as the name of a petrochemical product.

    LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to memes in Plowing

    the years 2013 to 2016 we got particularly bad snowstorms a couple of those years, I guess it happens every year, neighborhoods seem to shut down when the snow plows don’t come through,

    even the gyms were closed 😱 which was devastating to me at the time bc I couldn’t sit still and was always at the gym or running or biking when I wasn’t at work, and I couldn’t sit still,

    so I was out there manually shoveling, My record was shoveling 13 hours in one day, I kid you not, an Epsom salt bath has never felt so good at the end of the day.

    and while I was out there shoveling, one lady even asked me why I was doing that, I said because it’s exercise and it feels good and I’m clearing some spots which will be appreciated by at least a few people,

    And I’m thinking in my mind

    if everybody would come out here and do this, everybody shovel a few square feet of the street right in front of your own house, then we wouldn’t be snowed in. everybody would get amazing refreshing exercise, fresh air, community spirit & morale, and feel good and the streets would be clear in no time. Like ants can build huge sandmounds one grain of sand at a time, if we would just work together this wouldn’t be such a catastrophe.

    But it doesn’t even occur to people that they could do that. Instead they sit around and do nothing and complain to the county about lack of snow plows, and they stay holed-up in their houses eating junk and getting fat. And when you’re fat and lazy, and you’ve clogged all your arteries with grease, that’s why you can’t shovel snow without breaking your back and getting a heart attack. That’s modern life.

    LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in 750 m below ground in the Bavarian Alps...

    Mmm sausage party

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