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LemmyKnowsBest, to cyanideandhappiness in 9 January 2024

yeah that’s the one. I clearly remember seeing in the news that Mandela died corca 1989-1991.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to memes in 2B or not 2B... that is the pencil

The title of this post, reminded me of a dream I had last night when I was fangirling over how sublime Ticonderoga number two pencils are

LemmyKnowsBest, to asklemmy in What song you got on repeat right now?

I hope you broke up with her immediately

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to asklemmy in What song you got on repeat right now?

Lenny Kravitz Are You Gonna Go My Way.

Edit: I thought you meant what song we have in our heads playing over and over again.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to comicstrips in Marketing

I’m a massage therapist too and yesterday I had a client who could easily qualify as a “primate in need of grooming.” So. Much. Body. Hair & skin grime 🤢 I know we’re supposed to love everybody but I love people most when they practice good grooming & hygiene before they come to get a massage.

LemmyKnowsBest, to thefarside in 9 January 2024

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/35611761-338e-45ce-a0c9-4a30b68e5354.jpeg

LemmyKnowsBest, to thefarside in 9 January 2024

One fly is sad because he wasn’t invited to the birthday party. Birthday boy has just released his balloon, did he release it accidentally or on purpose?

LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in Troy: I'll Try

everyone will just walk all over you

LemmyKnowsBest, to comicstrips in Everything's Better When You're Part of a Group

I like the first one. I would do the first one. But not the second one. The second one terrifies me.

LemmyKnowsBest, to nostupidquestions in What would CaCl (Calcium Chloride) be? Is that possible? Is that a thing? Is calcium chloride a thing?

Thank you. Okay but what is it exactly? Is it salt? Is it calcium? Is it calcium salt? What is it? And what chemical reaction does it contribute to your beer brewing?

LemmyKnowsBest, to comicstrips in You may now read the vows you have prepared

It’s a good thing they were dinosaurs and not humans. A dinosaur knowing how to read and write and knowing what vowels are is pretty damn impressive.

But if a human had mistaken vows for vowels at his own wedding, there would be no end to the shame.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Weather app asking for permission to manage calls

So now are you spying on me somehow? I don’t understand apps, I didn’t pay for this, so what are you getting out of it if it’s free for me? serious question because I don’t know how the world works.

LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in Like a glove.

Because it’s a take on that Ted danson movie “three men and a baby”

not two girls one cup

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Weather app asking for permission to manage calls

Thanks. I just installed it. You’re right, it’s straightforward and no bullshit about it. How refreshing.

LemmyKnowsBest, to comicstrips in "Blizzard" by TheyCanTalk

In fact it’s rather cruel to keep a husky as a house pet in any environment other than cold wintry outdoor acres of open land

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