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LemmyKnowsBest, to cyanideandhappiness in 9 January 2024

Hitler’s mom was killed before giving birth to him in that other timeline in which berenstein/ain bears was spelled the other way, and in the timeline where Sinbad was in a movie called Shazam.

LemmyKnowsBest, to thefarside in 9 January 2024

One fly is sad because he wasn’t invited to the birthday party. Birthday boy has just released his balloon, did he release it accidentally or on purpose?

LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in Would you like some ketchup with that?

too much lumbar support. not enough sitting area.

LemmyKnowsBest, to asklemmy in How would you feel/react if your home address was announced & published very publicly the same way celebrities experience?

I suppose there’s not much the public can do when the property sales happen in private and the only way anyone knows about it is after it’s already happened.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in 750 m below ground in the Bavarian Alps...

There are two things from the internet that I don’t know what they are and I will never look them up, I’m preserving some of my innocence.

  1. Lemon parties and
  2. Blue waffles.

I have no idea what either of those are and I don’t want to know.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in They done did it

The first one is how you find your way to the second one.

LemmyKnowsBest, to comicstrips in "Kids these days" by Extra Fabulous Comics

I’m glad you came to some conclusion, I’m still trying to find a pattern in it. everything he said is true in a biased generalizing fallacy type of way. Even though he contradicted himself at least twice.

LemmyKnowsBest, to thefarside in 29 December 2023

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  • LemmyKnowsBest, to thefarside in 29 December 2023

    Clever. Imma remember to do this next time.

    LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in 'Dad, Where do chicken strips come from?'

    Kinda like the movie Boogie Nights where Heather Graham played a pornstar who’s always wearing roller skates

    LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Those bastards at Fisher-Price knew exactly what they were doing.

    Our rich spoiled cousin had one. We only had fun toys to play with when we visited his house. Then when he turned 16 his dad bought him a new big red truck. I’m a girl and had to join the Army and bought my first car with my own hard-earned money when I was 24 years old. /tangent /memories /venting

    LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in your body sucks

    Nah, god factored in population control when he configured life, it’s all part of the cruel twisted game we were born into.

    LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in How to keep a man

    I’m pretty sure it’s already diarrhea so at least they saved a step for you.

    LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in doing his own research

    Richard Dreyfuss is Thade780

    youtu.be/cdkS0TgEG30?si=4cxKP4CSVvBlZDeA

    LemmyKnowsBest, to asklemmy in How would you feel/react if your home address was announced & published very publicly the same way celebrities experience?

    You fortunate Swedes have really got it goin on

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