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LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to comicstrips in "Offensive Meme" by HalfThoughtComic

Sorry to disappoint you but I’m a woman so I can’t use the word “boring” as a verb like a man could.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to asklemmy in How do you deal with incompetence?

OP lazily worded the question ambiguously.

LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in We live in a society

IKR?! 😆

LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in The call of the void is irresistible to toddlers

Reframe your delivery. When we tell people not to do something, that’s the first thing they think of.

For example If I tell you not to think of an elephant, what’s the first thing that comes to your mind?

So here’s the solution: Redirect her to other things /activities so it takes her mind off of the bad thing she’s about to do.

LemmyKnowsBest, to asklemmy in What news source or sources are you go tos

John Oliver

The Onion

Memes

Fediverse comments: I sort them out in my mind to distinguish truth from rubbish schizophrenics

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Why are jokes about Jim Jones hard to tell?

The punchline would be ruined if we called it flavor-aid ™️

LemmyKnowsBest, to nostupidquestions in Every year that ends in a zero, the United States Census is supposed to interview every human living in USA, right? I don't recall that happening to me since the year 2000. Anybody else?

While this is giving me a chuckle, I can attest that I had to provide someone my passport and driver’s license today and they were looking at me in the eyes and talking to me And I did a transaction with them and I entered another brick and mortar store today and paid for goods and services and I really think I’m a real human.

LemmyKnowsBest, to nostupidquestions in Every year that ends in a zero, the United States Census is supposed to interview every human living in USA, right? I don't recall that happening to me since the year 2000. Anybody else?

Doubts. I live alone and have never received such a thing.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to asklemmy in Good “Buy for Life” Brands

Thank you. I will look for a tiny hidden emergency reset button that can only be accessed with a pin.

But it literally has no power at all. It won’t even charge.

LemmyKnowsBest, to asklemmy in What YouTube video should I fall asleep to tonight?

I like banging

LemmyKnowsBest, to asklemmy in Good “Buy for Life” Brands

I have kept it plugged in for days. It won’t even charge.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to fuck_cars in “Can We Talk About Cars?” (2011)

They are arrogant narcissists and they should not have driver’s licenses either. It was terrifying for me to be in the passenger seat of my ex-boyfriend. He was the definition of this kind of driver and he was always intoxicated too. I learned a lot about the mindset of shitty drivers on the road when I was in his passenger seat. Surprised I survived and surprised he is still alive.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Next order at the bar

please tell me why people cut these bottles, what is their end objective with this craft?

LemmyKnowsBest, to asklemmy in If you could go back in time and stop any one person or group's musical career, who or what would it be?

woah the Beach boys had connections with Charles Manson too. what’s going on with the Beach boys?

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in What's up doc? That's a very oink carrot you got there, doc?

I’ll take edging please, but can we replace the R in that acronym with “Really attractive men?”

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