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LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in They forgot the LGBTQ...

Exactly. normally when we think “immigrants” we think of the peniless illegal people who crawl under the fence or swim around it. No. The real enemy immigrants are the wealthies.

Especially the ones buying up all our real estate so houses sit empty and cost too much for anyone to live in them.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to asklemmy in Can anyone else feel sensations in their brain?

are you immortal?

or a cat with 6 lives left?

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in What's wrong with 'eggs'?

“Cloaca” would be more accurate than “butt” if they really wanna get technical

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to upliftingnews in Sheep aren't hurt in removing their wool.
LemmyKnowsBest, to comicstrips in I might have felt the punchline of this comic more than any other, and I've been reading Dinosaur Comics for MANY years now

I love how they casually stomp on log cabins and cars while deeply pontificating philosophical issues

LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in $45 for a cup?!

Stanley cup craze. No, not the hockey Stanley Cup.

LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in The trickster letters

It’s all a matter of

Kerning

Keming

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in No soap. It makes the children too slippery.

OMG Skeletor has a purple Snuggie ™️

LemmyKnowsBest, to comicstrips in You may now read the vows you have prepared

It’s a good thing they were dinosaurs and not humans. A dinosaur knowing how to read and write and knowing what vowels are is pretty damn impressive.

But if a human had mistaken vows for vowels at his own wedding, there would be no end to the shame.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Sorry

omg I think I could be described the same way

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to hydrohomies in I think I'm in love

I’m happy for you, but before you jump to conclusions into a possible broken heart, you need to verify that she’s not drinking Kool-Aid or Gatorade or vodka or Pepsi or coffee or…

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to comicstrips in [War and Peas] Fates on our side

Then you’d probably enjoy the adventures of Leon the Lobster

A kind man rescued a lobster from a grocery store seafood market tank and brought him home and has detailed every step of the way to healing and recovery and thriving and he spoils this Lobster, and the YouTube videos are well edited and amusing.

LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in Low-hanging fruit 🥱

every society in the world is falling apart So it takes the edge off by mocking other countries.

except for those more civilized people up in the Nordic regions. they’re doing good with the whole Utopian human rights thing.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in It's important for us to keep perspective...

How is it possible that slaves from the 1700s are on the internet posting to Twitter?

more impressive than the fact he claims to have survived capitalism slavery, We should be more impressed that he’s immortal and nearly 300 years old.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Fish Taco

Thanks I hate it

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