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LemmyKnowsBest, to comicstrips in Remember to have fun at work

“We’ll take care of you - this was the stuff that Michael Jackson was on.”

“…wait what?”

Reminds me of that time in 1989 when I was a little girl, going under general anesthesia, the last thing the doctor asked me was “Do you like Bill Cosby?”

Yes read into it all you want. I do. This really happened.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in THE DAY HATH COME

I don’t understand how Henry Kissinger was left to live peaceably and undisturbed his entire life when he was committing such atrocities for decades. Why were the masses not tar-and-feathering him and harassing him with a bounty on his head, trained assassins not pursuing him all these decades?

LemmyKnowsBest, to science_memes in That was a close one!!!

Heck, I can throw a baseball that far. I’m glad NASA is watching out for us.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in That's certainly one way to smooth things out...

oh yeah I love it when he cums on my eye creases & forehead

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to memes in Some days are better than others
LemmyKnowsBest, to linuxmemes in When your kids misbehave

And yeah quite lost cuz it turns out the only reason I saw this post was because I was browsing by “everything,” I thought I was browsing in my subscriptions. Am so lost.

LemmyKnowsBest, to cyanideandhappiness in Random 11-6-2017

Even when I’m feeling miserable, I look back at that point of my life a year or two later and it seems absolutely magical.

In the moment I was living it, there were magical moments interspersed with long debilitating periods of nothingness which were the hard parts.

When we look back in retrospect, we remember the high points. The magical moments. we tend to forget the long boring dull moments or excruciating pain and effort required to earn the magical moments.

And that’s why we romanticize the past.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Laundry day

Hey I’m a woman but isn’t that a really tiny hole and how/why are people shoving things up there?!

LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in Japan is on its own wavelength.

You’re not wrong. through much trial and error in the 1990s I learned this was the most efficient & accurate & chronologically searchable way to date things.

LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in We must resist

I like the way one of those pictures is of a slightly deformed dog. Figure THESE out, AI!

(No please don’t. We don’t want AI to figure out any more than it already has.)

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Choose A or B

of those 12 attributes, only two of them are desirable.

I’m just gonna opt out of this entire post.

LemmyKnowsBest, to asklemmy in Why is *all* of Lemmy filled with Anti Israel content?

maybe you should unsubscribe to anything that keeps filling up your front page with such things.

That’s what I do. I don’t see anything that I don’t want to see.

LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in Finally.

today I was in a Costco and they had one of those signs up near the employee break room. It said they’ve gone 7 days without an accident. Musta been hilarious the day they had to switch that back to zero.

LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in ironic

yeah kind of like how even on Reddit we have to think twice before saying what’s REALLY on our minds

LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in Lemmy memes

And I’m still not comfortable calling my fellow Lemmy people “Lemmings.”

up until this point in history, calling someone a lemming has kinda been an insult.

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