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LemmyKnowsBest, to comicstrips in Bad dog

I don’t recall Hitler ever looking that happy. He was stern & mean. How doggo be happy while committing genocide?

LemmyKnowsBest, to comicstrips in Bad dog

probably criticized his paw painting in art school.

LemmyKnowsBest, to comicstrips in Bad dog

there’s no such thing as a bad dog. Only a bad owner who didn’t train the dog well.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Task failed successfully

I’m browsing by “new” but this joke was from a week or two ago. Can we please move on?

LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in Me after Christmas dinner

Schrodinger’s obesity

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in You're welcome for making your Tuesday just a little bit worse.

A perfectly understandable reaction to Popeye’s Cheddar Biscuit Butterfly Shrimp.

LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in Me after Christmas dinner

It’s January 16th. Are we currently occupying a space in time after Christmas dinner? or before Christmas dinner?

LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in Why would I need backlit keys anyway?

I never sought them out. The laptop just came that way.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Why are jokes about Jim Jones hard to tell?

The punchline would be ruined if we called it flavor-aid ™️

LemmyKnowsBest, to mildlyinteresting in a miniature vase made on a potters' wheel, glazed and fired (cat for scale)

probably because it’s true after the cat yeeted the vase

LemmyKnowsBest, to asklemmy in If you had to restart your job at your current employer, what would you do differently?

You must use your Google voice phone number often enough for them not to disable it. I had a Google voice number. Used it infrequently. They disabled it.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in She's got a bright future ahead of her... on OF

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    LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey and the Blustery Day

    I have a baby Freddy Krueger plushie, he’s so cute with his li’l baby bonnet & training claws

    LemmyKnowsBest, to asklemmy in If you had to restart your job at your current employer, what would you do differently?

    No. It’s not even very much. Anyway I guarantee I need it and would appreciate it more than any random internet stranger asking me to hand it over to them.

    LemmyKnowsBest, to asklemmy in What are some good items to put in a cold weather care kit to hand out to Homeless folks in my city?

    A house.

    Homeless people need homes.

    Boom. Homeless problem instantly solved.

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