LemmyKnowsBest

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LemmyKnowsBest,

Mmm sausage party

LemmyKnowsBest,

Clever. Imma remember to do this next time.

LemmyKnowsBest,

This one is genuinely funny. Just letting you know. I chuckled.

LemmyKnowsBest,

They have no necks

LemmyKnowsBest,

Oh I see.

Icy

LOL

LemmyKnowsBest,

You’d think that man is old enough he would’ve learned the concept of futility by now

LemmyKnowsBest,

Is Lemmy really this desperate for content?

LemmyKnowsBest,

Our rich spoiled cousin had one. We only had fun toys to play with when we visited his house. Then when he turned 16 his dad bought him a new big red truck. I’m a girl and had to join the Army and bought my first car with my own hard-earned money when I was 24 years old. /tangent /memories /venting

LemmyKnowsBest,

It’s about as NSFW as a victorian lady exposing an ankle.

LemmyKnowsBest,

wanna see my ankles?

LemmyKnowsBest,

Lady had an embarrassing moment and hopefully for her sake, the resolution was as hazy for the people around her as it is for us.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I know but it still didn’t make sense to me. No matter which way I pointed my phone, the compass showed north.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I legitimately remember needing a compass at least once but could never figure out how to use those compass apps.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Nah, god factored in population control when he configured life, it’s all part of the cruel twisted game we were born into.

LemmyKnowsBest,

True but I mean that’s what things like autoimmune diseases are all about. They’re one of nature’s methods to fuck up people’s lives and the sooner they will die.

LemmyKnowsBest,

well I remember in the late 1970s when cable TV became a thing, the concept was you pay for it so there are no ads.

Then guess what happened?

few years later we were still paying for cable TV and then they started including ads. We were outraged at first but then it became normal and we got used to it.

Now YouTube is doing it, including ads even though we’re paying for it

Amazon prime is doing it, including ads even though we’re paying for it

and other streaming services, I can’t name everything but pretty much every company is doing it. Even though people are paying for the service, there are still ads.

LemmyKnowsBest,

If there’s some woman out there who’s getting pregnant every day, she’s a medical marvel and needs to be studied! 😄

LemmyKnowsBest,

Sadly his jokes have gotten milder & less shocking over the years.

Probably for the best though 😆

LemmyKnowsBest,

yup thatsa the one ima talkin about

LemmyKnowsBest,

I like the way one of those pictures is of a slightly deformed dog. Figure THESE out, AI!

(No please don’t. We don’t want AI to figure out any more than it already has.)

LemmyKnowsBest,

Mortgage interest payments can often be tax-deductible, which is not applicable when buying outright.

Okay but if you pay it all off in one lump sum there won’t be any interest payments at all. So both scenarios kinda break even in that regard.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Hm. I always assumed insurance is paid separately to the insurance company and property taxes are paid separately to the county.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

Kinda like the movie Boogie Nights where Heather Graham played a pornstar who’s always wearing roller skates

LemmyKnowsBest,

Thanks I hate it

LemmyKnowsBest,

If theyre banned, how are they participating?

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