LemmyKnowsBest

@LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world

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LemmyKnowsBest,

She is the ideal corporate supervisor for this generation.

LemmyKnowsBest,

okay never mind the John Travolta picture but oh my gosh 1982, I never knew Nicholas Cage was kinda sorta handsome. Maybe he worked really hard with a photographer to get that shot.

LemmyKnowsBest,

yeah OP seems to be posting all of the obscure ones that don’t make sense on purpose

LemmyKnowsBest,

You’re a hero. I even remember watching this video a few weeks ago but I still can’t remember what he taught us the holes are for.

LemmyKnowsBest,

If something costs hundreds of thousands of dollars, it’s also accurate to say it costs “thousands of dollars.”

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

How is it possible that slaves from the 1700s are on the internet posting to Twitter?

more impressive than the fact he claims to have survived capitalism slavery, We should be more impressed that he’s immortal and nearly 300 years old.

LemmyKnowsBest,

The mind of a gambling addict is a sick sick mind. I’d like to think that if I came out 2000% richer, I would hold and walk away and be happy with that.

but gambling addicts come up with all these rationalizations like you mentioned. rationalizations that make them keep gambling No matter how much they’ve won or lost and they are never satisfied.

LemmyKnowsBest,

creepy hairless sphinx cat trapped in a sock.

I just wanted to verbalize that.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

They can show their thanks by crawling into your bed at night when you are at your most vulnerable deepest stage of sleep.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Jesus and Christ are the same person so it would be more like masturbation

LemmyKnowsBest,

bonus points if you actually come up with an evil plan while you’re doing it

LemmyKnowsBest,

I understand somewhat why but it’s still creepy

What ARE the reasons why this is legal?

LemmyKnowsBest,

I suppose there’s not much the public can do when the property sales happen in private and the only way anyone knows about it is after it’s already happened.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’m glad you came to some conclusion, I’m still trying to find a pattern in it. everything he said is true in a biased generalizing fallacy type of way. Even though he contradicted himself at least twice.

LemmyKnowsBest,

There are two things from the internet that I don’t know what they are and I will never look them up, I’m preserving some of my innocence.

  1. Lemon parties and
  2. Blue waffles.

I have no idea what either of those are and I don’t want to know.

LemmyKnowsBest,

[NSFC]

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

okay I understand but it wasn’t working. I could spin around in circles and the compass didn’t move. It always pointed “north” to the top of the phone. Even when I was pointing the top of the phone east or west or south.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’m a heterosexual woman. So no.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’m a fitness queen. Am at the gym right now as a matter o’fact. We’re all born with marvelous bodies. Use it or lose it!

LemmyKnowsBest,

sounds like northeastern United States. As soon as I had enough money I moved to the tropics. No more gloomy 6 months every year. I couldn’t bear it.

LemmyKnowsBest,

dammit you just ruined Batman for me. I swear I was gonna get around to watching it eventually.

LemmyKnowsBest,

The first one is how you find your way to the second one.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

from experience wearing extremely heavy shoes once, I can attest that the most strained muscles in this scenario would be the hip flexors.

(edit to fix voice to text typos, apparently I posted this comment when I was half asleep)

LemmyKnowsBest,

That’s great Facebook. Thanks for letting us all know the pivotal moment when the chickens who were spending time together started fucking each other.

LemmyKnowsBest,

iT’S cALLeD ś̷̢̲̫̰ḵ̸̻̆̂̔͒̀̈́̀̃͝i̶̡͕̲̗̜̟̹͎͇̭̊̈͂̾̉̓̇͌͠͝ņ̶͙̺̱̗̳̑̾͐͜ċ̶̠a̶̢̢͈̭̖̦͜͠ͅr̴̘̙̖̥̩̊͌e̵̛̥͍͍͇̪̘̾̈́̓͛̈́̊͠͠

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