LemmyKnowsBest

@LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world

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LemmyKnowsBest,

No. It’s not even very much. Anyway I guarantee I need it and would appreciate it more than any random internet stranger asking me to hand it over to them.

LemmyKnowsBest,

You must use your Google voice phone number often enough for them not to disable it. I had a Google voice number. Used it infrequently. They disabled it.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

I own a van outright and I live in it. Homeownership rule 2024. But I do not build open campfires in here. Safety & Wisdom Rule.

LemmyKnowsBest,

But the title of the post is “workplace” so I think the van is used as a work vehicle, not an RV.

LemmyKnowsBest,

What??

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e1c59cd8-a7d5-4afd-961b-2da5a8c3a4cd.jpeg

okay I understand your confusion but I’m pretty sure Skeletor’s holding a remote control for the television.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Hey, Hasbro put a lot of effort into that. Let girls be plastic if that’s what they want.

Just because you don’t want to play with plastic potatoes doesn’t mean that everyone should be denied the opportunity to play with plastic potatoes.

LemmyKnowsBest,

It’s only an advertisement if you’re suddenly craving M&Ms and you cannot resist the urge to go out and buy M&M’s right now.

LemmyKnowsBest,

You’re right, I come to Lemmy to relax and to not have to think too hard but advertisers know this and it makes me uneasy to know that corporations know where people go to relax and they will advertise to us any possible way they can. So this post up there looks like it comes from some cartoonist with Instagram and TikTok and Facebook links, most certainly hired out by Mars M&M company to make a subtle ad that looks like a cartoon. By the way this cartoon doesn’t even make any sense. It’s just “sexiness sells, insert product placement.”

LemmyKnowsBest,

Stanley cup craze. No, not the hockey Stanley Cup.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

I bought a Sigg in 2009. I will never forget. It was the first aluminum reusable water bottle in existence AFAIK. It came from Switzerland and I didn’t have much money at all but it was so important to me that I have this and I ordered it through the mail. Am a hydrohomie and I used that thing until it died 💦

LemmyKnowsBest,

the huge hockey trophy?

LemmyKnowsBest,

I have a baby Freddy Krueger plushie, he’s so cute with his li’l baby bonnet & training claws

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

So that means it’s okay to use the company laser cutter to print Pikachu memes as long as the final product is displayed at work.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Just when I think the entire human species has lost its collective mind and made earth uninhabitable and life no longer worth living, I see things like this and realize I am still right for feeling that way.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Welp, can’t argue against that. Ya finally converted me.

LemmyKnowsBest,

yeah. starting to wonder if this dog image is a product of AI

LemmyKnowsBest,

Heck yeah bring this to us at !demotivational if you haven’t already

LemmyKnowsBest,

Trump was only elected president once. He qualifies to run again. unfortunately.

LemmyKnowsBest,

How embarrassing when you go to a furry gathering and everyone knows you bought yours at walmart.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Good question. Sometimes people interact with me. But sometimes they don’t. So how can I know for sure?

LemmyKnowsBest,

While this is giving me a chuckle, I can attest that I had to provide someone my passport and driver’s license today and they were looking at me in the eyes and talking to me And I did a transaction with them and I entered another brick and mortar store today and paid for goods and services and I really think I’m a real human.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Ok, am at work right now and can attest that the walls feel solid and I cannot pass through any of them. I did try though.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

Then you’d probably enjoy the adventures of Leon the Lobster

A kind man rescued a lobster from a grocery store seafood market tank and brought him home and has detailed every step of the way to healing and recovery and thriving and he spoils this Lobster, and the YouTube videos are well edited and amusing.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Do they serve any purpose? Or are they just like skin tags?

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

Yep. RIP 13-year-old me getting my first menstrual period. But probably died long before that after first needle prick.

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