LemmyKnowsBest

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LemmyKnowsBest,

creepy hairless sphinx cat trapped in a sock.

I just wanted to verbalize that.

LemmyKnowsBest,

okay never mind the John Travolta picture but oh my gosh 1982, I never knew Nicholas Cage was kinda sorta handsome. Maybe he worked really hard with a photographer to get that shot.

LemmyKnowsBest,

You’re a hero. I even remember watching this video a few weeks ago but I still can’t remember what he taught us the holes are for.

LemmyKnowsBest,

If something costs hundreds of thousands of dollars, it’s also accurate to say it costs “thousands of dollars.”

LemmyKnowsBest,

The mind of a gambling addict is a sick sick mind. I’d like to think that if I came out 2000% richer, I would hold and walk away and be happy with that.

but gambling addicts come up with all these rationalizations like you mentioned. rationalizations that make them keep gambling No matter how much they’ve won or lost and they are never satisfied.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’ve never gambled in my life. And never plan to.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

Where was this when I was preparing for my colonoscopy? I’m serious. when you prepare for your colonoscopy you will also be inventing this lazy boy recliner toilet in your mind. although the butt needs to be in line with the backrest. And legs hiked up to a “squatty potty” position. This needs to be a standard piece of furniture for all people preparing for colonoscopies. Because you will be on the toilet for HOURS and the toilet seat needs to be even more cushioned, to avoid the bruises on the backs of your legs from sitting on the toilet for hours.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Hey, back up a minute. You say your BS detector totally wears a uniform? 🤔

LemmyKnowsBest,

She is the ideal corporate supervisor for this generation.

LemmyKnowsBest,

yeah OP seems to be posting all of the obscure ones that don’t make sense on purpose

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

Huh yeah You made me interested enough to click on the Wikipedia article, and such drama behind it too apparently:

The term gasoline originated from the trademark terms Cazeline and Gazeline, which were stylized spellings and pronunciations of Cassell, the surname of British businessman John Cassell, who, on 27 November 1862, placed the following fuel-oil advertisement in The Times of London:

The Patent Cazeline Oil […]

That 19th-century advert is the earliest occurrence of Cassell’s trademark word, Cazelline, to identify automobile fuel. In the course of business, he learned that the Dublin shopkeeper Samuel Boyd was selling a counterfeit version of the fuel cazeline, and, in writing, Cassell asked Boyd to cease and desist selling fuel using his trademark. Boyd did not reply, and Cassell changed the spelling of the trademark name of his fuel cazelline by changing the initial letter C to the letter G, thus coining the word gazeline.

By 1863, North American English usage had re-spelled the word gazeline into the word gasolene, by 1864, the gasoline spelling was the common usage. In place of the word gasoline, most Commonwealth countries (except Canada), use the term “petrol”, and North Americans more often use “gas” in common parlance, hence the prevalence of the usage “gas bar” or “gas station” in Canada and the United States.

Coined from Medieval Latin, the word petroleum (L. petra, rock + oleum, oil) initially denoted types of mineral oil derived from rocks and stones. In Britain, Petrol was a refined mineral oil product marketed as a solvent from the 1870s by the British wholesaler Carless Refining and Marketing Ltd.

When Petrol found a later use as a motor fuel, Frederick Simms, an associate of Gottlieb Daimler, suggested to John Leonard, owner of Carless, that they trademark the word and uppercase spelling Petrol.

The trademark application was refused because petrol had already become an established general term for motor fuel. Due to the firm’s age, Carless retained the legal rights to the term and to the uppercase spelling of “Petrol” as the name of a petrochemical product.

LemmyKnowsBest,

too much lumbar support. not enough sitting area.

LemmyKnowsBest,

How much did thetomska have to pay for all of those colorful checkmarks?

LemmyKnowsBest,

That’s the closest some of us will ever get to romance. Most won’t even be that lucky.

LemmyKnowsBest,

ANUSTART

LemmyKnowsBest,

So many people struggle with the thought of what they should be doing with their life that they don’t actually live their life because they are thinking about what they should do. struggling for survival working so hard at jobs that pay just enough money to survive and they’re so exhausted that they don’t have energy to pursue anything further because they need to work to survive.

Just do something you enjoy or are curious about trying, if you like it great! If you don’t, try the next thing.

things rich people with a lot of time on their hands say

LemmyKnowsBest,

DUCK!

Where?

No, idiot. I’m telling you to crouch down because you’re about to get hit in the head by an errant airborne object.

LemmyKnowsBest,

looks like a fancy Thanksgiving dinner. only happens once a year and only for 5% of the human population.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

How is it possible that slaves from the 1700s are on the internet posting to Twitter?

more impressive than the fact he claims to have survived capitalism slavery, We should be more impressed that he’s immortal and nearly 300 years old.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Thank you for warning me. I didn’t want to click on this while my boss was walking by.

LemmyKnowsBest,

It’s fun now, I’ve been on Lemmy enough hours this evening that I figured out if a meme doesn’t make sense and has double digit down votes, then it’s from that insane OP.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

They can show their thanks by crawling into your bed at night when you are at your most vulnerable deepest stage of sleep.

LemmyKnowsBest,

iT’S cALLeD ś̷̢̲̫̰ḵ̸̻̆̂̔͒̀̈́̀̃͝i̶̡͕̲̗̜̟̹͎͇̭̊̈͂̾̉̓̇͌͠͝ņ̶͙̺̱̗̳̑̾͐͜ċ̶̠a̶̢̢͈̭̖̦͜͠ͅr̴̘̙̖̥̩̊͌e̵̛̥͍͍͇̪̘̾̈́̓͛̈́̊͠͠

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

I still can’t get over the fact that it was only a few weeks ago when I learned that Walter White is the same actor who played dad in Malcolm in the Middle. still blows my mind. What a prolific actor to take on such vastly different roles.

I zoom in on Walter White and try so hard to see Hal Wilkerson in there but I just can’t.

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