LemmyKnowsBest

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LemmyKnowsBest,

bonus points if you actually come up with an evil plan while you’re doing it

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’m glad you came to some conclusion, I’m still trying to find a pattern in it. everything he said is true in a biased generalizing fallacy type of way. Even though he contradicted himself at least twice.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I like the way one of those pictures is of a slightly deformed dog. Figure THESE out, AI!

(No please don’t. We don’t want AI to figure out any more than it already has.)

LemmyKnowsBest,

yup thatsa the one ima talkin about

LemmyKnowsBest,

I know but it still didn’t make sense to me. No matter which way I pointed my phone, the compass showed north.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

okay I understand but it wasn’t working. I could spin around in circles and the compass didn’t move. It always pointed “north” to the top of the phone. Even when I was pointing the top of the phone east or west or south.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I understand somewhat why but it’s still creepy

What ARE the reasons why this is legal?

LemmyKnowsBest,

Clever. Imma remember to do this next time.

LemmyKnowsBest,

The reason cars don’t carry around two spare tires is because they consume a lot of space. cars don’t have a lot of space to store a bunch of tires. All cars carry one spare tire because most likely in an emergency one tire will go out, so you replace it then get to a shop ASAP to sort things out. If two or more tires go out, stay where you are and summon assistance.

LemmyKnowsBest,

This one is genuinely funny. Just letting you know. I chuckled.

LemmyKnowsBest,

sounds like northeastern United States. As soon as I had enough money I moved to the tropics. No more gloomy 6 months every year. I couldn’t bear it.

LemmyKnowsBest,

dammit you just ruined Batman for me. I swear I was gonna get around to watching it eventually.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

Kinda like the movie Boogie Nights where Heather Graham played a pornstar who’s always wearing roller skates

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

the years 2013 to 2016 we got particularly bad snowstorms a couple of those years, I guess it happens every year, neighborhoods seem to shut down when the snow plows don’t come through,

even the gyms were closed 😱 which was devastating to me at the time bc I couldn’t sit still and was always at the gym or running or biking when I wasn’t at work, and I couldn’t sit still,

so I was out there manually shoveling, My record was shoveling 13 hours in one day, I kid you not, an Epsom salt bath has never felt so good at the end of the day.

and while I was out there shoveling, one lady even asked me why I was doing that, I said because it’s exercise and it feels good and I’m clearing some spots which will be appreciated by at least a few people,

And I’m thinking in my mind

if everybody would come out here and do this, everybody shovel a few square feet of the street right in front of your own house, then we wouldn’t be snowed in. everybody would get amazing refreshing exercise, fresh air, community spirit & morale, and feel good and the streets would be clear in no time. Like ants can build huge sandmounds one grain of sand at a time, if we would just work together this wouldn’t be such a catastrophe.

But it doesn’t even occur to people that they could do that. Instead they sit around and do nothing and complain to the county about lack of snow plows, and they stay holed-up in their houses eating junk and getting fat. And when you’re fat and lazy, and you’ve clogged all your arteries with grease, that’s why you can’t shovel snow without breaking your back and getting a heart attack. That’s modern life.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’m a fitness queen. Am at the gym right now as a matter o’fact. We’re all born with marvelous bodies. Use it or lose it!

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’m a heterosexual woman. So no.

LemmyKnowsBest,

The first one is how you find your way to the second one.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

from experience wearing extremely heavy shoes once, I can attest that the most strained muscles in this scenario would be the hip flexors.

(edit to fix voice to text typos, apparently I posted this comment when I was half asleep)

LemmyKnowsBest,

wanna see my ankles?

LemmyKnowsBest,

Lady had an embarrassing moment and hopefully for her sake, the resolution was as hazy for the people around her as it is for us.

LemmyKnowsBest,

If there’s some woman out there who’s getting pregnant every day, she’s a medical marvel and needs to be studied! 😄

LemmyKnowsBest,

Sadly his jokes have gotten milder & less shocking over the years.

Probably for the best though 😆

LemmyKnowsBest,

That’s great Facebook. Thanks for letting us all know the pivotal moment when the chickens who were spending time together started fucking each other.

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