spaphy,

Dude wipes coming in clutch. Watch me clean my asshole all day long friends.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I just lick it off

MystikIncarnate,

How many licks does it take to get to the center?

Jknaraa,

Why would you want to watch that?

LemmyKnowsBest,

Bidet users are depraved kinksters

MystikIncarnate,

As someone with a bidet… Don’t tell them our secrets.

Tremble,

Funny thing is during the time period of the folks dressed here…. They were dirty nasty and thought taking baths actually made you sick. These guys would have had shit encrusting there assholes in cookie cutter shapes like stars and hearts, and they would have smelled worse than a alcoholic who pissed themselves on the subway.

jdf038,

Not really. Bathing in the 17th century was more common than a lot of people realize. Check this link out for a historian that argues this in an article: frockflicks.com/the-gross-18th-century/

Rodeo,

“I bathe once a month, whether I need it or not.”

– Queen Victoria

The queen herself only bathed 12 times a year.

JeeBaiChow,

Lol @people eating with the same hands they clean their assholes with.

Strawberry,

do you use your dominant hand to open doors

ExLisper,

You clean your ass with your second set of hands? Nice!

MegaUltraChicken,

We had them and then moved to a new place with solid metal lines going to the toilet so I couldn’t reinstall our bidets. I lived in luxury for years only to have it snatched away… Don’t take your bidet for granted people.

Passerby6497,

Does your toilet’s water line have connectors on either side, or is it just straight from the wall to the toilet? If the latter, you really need to talk to a plumber, but the former can be solved by just getting a new hose line.

cupcakezealot,
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

can’t believe david tennant’s husband was the head of one of the largest and most power vampires in the world and david tennant was a vampire expert.

SoonaPaana,

Meanwhile 1000 generations of Indians stare at you disgusted by your over reliance on technology.

bravesilvernest,

“Technology” in this instance is “little nozzle pointed at bum” 🙃

djdadi,

Don’t forget the seat / water heater! And the butt-dryer

fosho,

heater and dryer not necessary or common

pingveno,

Dryers don’t work, from what I’ve heard.

GBU_28,

Sorry what’s the joke here? Big parts of India has issues with sanitation

SoonaPaana,

Sorry! Didnt mean to offend! Indians typically use their hands to wipe their butts with water. I think it is cleaner and uses less water relatively. The joke I intended to make was that India has been using water to wash themselves for several years whereas the west needed the invention of a bidet to force the change.

ikidd, (edited )
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Its almost like westerners came up with the germ theory of disease tranamission and adjusted their sanitation methods to prevent it.

SoonaPaana, (edited )

I agree! But also both Hinduism and Islam had cleanliness rituals baked into their religion. Maybe they were able to notice historically that periodic bathing multiple times a day, helped them to avoid diseases!

s_s,

Sino-Asian countries only drink hot drinks for similar reasons…

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Middle class and up now have bum guns installed.

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Thcdenton,

Pff If it it’s extra funky I just spread my cheecks and do a good-morning in the shower

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5cfb2fac-35cf-4909-a6f9-ca3bf4927a59.webm

kosanovskiy,

As someone that had a fancy bidet and returned it my main selling point was “reduce tp” during covid. It just didn’t work with its fan blowing, I still had to use tp to dry my ass afterwards ans to thr people that say, “just use a towel” like wtf then you have a shit ass stinking towel next to you in the bathroom. Especially so since I wash my towels after a use. Point is the heated swat is goated, the wet ass and weat fan dry function is no and they aren’t for me. I will scape my ass with tp will Sahara dry.

maniclucky,

Well yeah, you have to pat dry. But you still get cleaner and use way less tp (this may vary on how much fiber you have in your diet).

KoboldCoterie,
@KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar

You wash your towels after a single use? Just so we’re clear, you’re supposed to wash yourself before you use the towel… they shouldn’t be that dirty… right?

scrubbles,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Yeah I don’t think they fully understand the steps to using a bidet if they’re worried about towels covered in shit…

Catoblepas,

Your towel is still going to have shit germs on it, you’re just not going to see them.

naeap,
@naeap@sopuli.xyz avatar

Just like your toothbrush and pretty much everything else
This stuff is everywhere…

But yeah, shit stained towels aren’t the way to go. And I sometimes don’t trust how clean I think I am…

Ataraxia,

Better be using soap. That’s why I just squat and rinse in the tubtap.

kosanovskiy,

Yeah you don’t? Likenyou shower daily, so you change towels daily. I have 7 towels for 7 days and wash them on Sunday. I like knowing that I am clean ans while myself with a clean towel after a clean shower.

Annoyed_Crabby,

The point of bidet is to clean your butthole, not reducing tp use. Even so, wipe away water is significantly easier and less tp use than wipe away any trace of poop.

mypasswordis1234,
@mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world avatar

I always feel like somebody’s watching me

And I have no privacy…

AstralPath,

“Wipers watching bidet users spray their nasty all over.” Two sides of the same coin if you ask me. The happy medium is the dry wipe followed by the wet wipe then another dry.

Stache_,

Do you reach down and dip the toilet paper into the water to get it wet?

AstralPath,

God no! lmao that’s almost as bad as that podcast guy that admitted he’d catch his own poop and gently drop it in the toilet so it doesn’t splash.

You can get plumbing-safe wet wipes (baby wipes, basically). They work perfectly well.

seathru,

plumbing-safe wet wipes

That’s usually a lie. But as long as it’s a rent house, it’s fine.

abir_vandergriff,

Oh yeah, definitely this. If it doesn’t break down in water, it won’t break down in the pipes.

Strawberry,

they also cause millions of dollars in damages by clogging large scale sewer lines

fossphi,

catch

What the actual fuck

TheRedSpade,

Oh, you haven’t seen it? I apologize in advance for ruining your day.

LordKitsuna,

There’s no such thing as flushable wet wipes. They might not clog your particular pipes but they do not break down in water. They can’t because then they wouldn’t be able to be wet. They contribute to massive clogs in the sewer systems that people have to go down and break up honestly it should be illegal to sell them

SnipingNinja,

It shouldn’t be illegal to sell wet wipes (I assume you meant the flushable variety), just make it illegal to flush it down

Strawberry,

it should probably be illegal to falsely advertise them as “flushable”

LillyPip,

It’s directed water, and goes straight into the bowl. There’s no ‘all over’ unless you’re doing it wrong.

Also, I hope you’re not flushing those wet wipes. They lie about being biodegradable and cause fatbergs in the sewer that workers have to go down and clear.

fosho,

it’s kinda sad how close minded some folks are… so much so that they’ll convince themselves that flushing harmful waste is ok.

rmuk,

I just do that dog thing where I hitch my legs up and use my arms to drag my ass down the hallway runner.

Stache_,

Idk about you guys, but I typically don’t watch other people wipe their ass lol

HipHoboHarold,

Don’t kink shame

MrVilliam,

What if kink shaming is my kink?

s_s,

I know an adult care nurse, she told me “everyone wipes their ass differently and they’re all convinced their way is the only way.”

suodrazah,

It’s a life changing purchase.

dream_weasel,

Just wipe til the paper comes back red and you’re good.

Mongostein,
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