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LinkOpensChest_wav, to asklemmy in What is a nifty little feature modern gadgets have lost?

Yes, and I’m thinking my next phone will be one of those.

I have a much better time with wired earbuds than with bluetooth.

LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in Don't even ask.

The store clerks are actually flocks of parrots in trenchcoats

LinkOpensChest_wav, to asklemmy in What is your earliest memory?

I remember my mom sitting at the piano, feeling awe, and telling her she must be a zillion years old

It might be a false memory because how tf would I know the word “zillion” at that age

LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in How to keep a man

My husband has boiled chicken with rice quite a lot. He’ll boil a pot of rice with random things like chicken, corn on the cob, etc.

LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in Wait until they get to pineapples...

ASL = Age, Sex, Lemmy instance

LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in Especially with a real one!

Pegging to your friend’s house

Then the real pegging begins

LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in Those bastards at Fisher-Price knew exactly what they were doing.

“No, I was planning to steal it. Can you help me with that?”

LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in Those bastards at Fisher-Price knew exactly what they were doing.

Some of those mall stores are the worst! I’ve noticed the same thing when shopping with my teenage nibling and nephew. They don’t even let you think or consider a purchase.

It’s also the number one reason I’ve stopped buying gifts at Bath and Bodyworks. If I could just look around freely, I’d be able to make a decision, but swooping down like a vulture only creates confusion and makes me shut down and leave.

LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in Those bastards at Fisher-Price knew exactly what they were doing.

The only time I need actual help is when an item is kept behind lock and key. Otherwise, even when I do need help they’re not very helpful and unable to provide any information that’s not easily accessible from their web site.

LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in Those bastards at Fisher-Price knew exactly what they were doing.

Well, the five-star service shtick is a Walmart exclusive, but I definitely get staff at Target who are inappropriately “helpful.”

I can’t really blame the workers since I’m sure they’re ordered to do that.

LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in Those bastards at Fisher-Price knew exactly what they were doing.

What annoys me at Walmart and Target is how the employees are ordered to chat you up in the most phony tone possible as an obvious anti-theft measure.

The one thing self checkouts have going for them is that I don’t have to talk to a person, and they’ve taken even that from me.

“Have you heard about our five-star service?” Look, five-star service at Walmart is when no one talks to me.

LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in How to keep a man
LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in How to keep a man

It doesn’t even look boiled. I’ve seen a lot of boiled chicken, and never with a completely smooth texture and the color of Pepto Bismol.

There’s something else desperately wrong with the chicken in the OP, but I can’t put my finger on it.

LinkOpensChest_wav, to asklemmy in Did any coal-in-your-stocking type of things happen to you on Christmas Day?

We usually spend the whole day with my parents, but for the second year in a row it was cut very short by winter weather.

The year before that it was illness, and before that the heart of the COVID pandemic.

I was really bummed because I don’t think my parents have many Christmases left.

LinkOpensChest_wav, to asklemmy in How would you feel/react if your home address was announced & published very publicly the same way celebrities experience?

I was going to jokingly post the coordinates to a White Castle in Chicago, but then I thought it might be interpreted as serious doxxing, and I could get permanently suspended.

So just imagine that I did that, and it was really funny.

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